[JimRed]

...the lunatics have taken over the asylum. America is a full, blown, certifiable, welfare state with all the "rights and privileges" attached.

< sarc >How do I get MINE??? < /sarc >

[B.O. Plenty]

That is the question for most of us, isn't it?

....where do I go to find the welfare office..

..and the answer is:

...AXE one of the recipients, they will be more than happy to tell you...