Hussein: (on the phone) Bill, quick, how did you get those tears to suddenly appear at Ron Brown's funeral.
Bill Clinton: Ah man, that was easy. Ah just yanked a nose hair out right before the camera got to me.
posted on 12/14/2012 1:27:49 PM PST
(Too many things to say. Not enough room.)
A drop of Tabasco in the corner of the eye also does the trick.
Can also be used to help keep you awake for extended periods.
posted on 12/14/2012 2:10:01 PM PST
by Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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