We could make Canada take back Detroit. All we’d have to do is doctor the text of the Treaty of Ghent and claim that the British were supposed to keep it at the end of the War of 1812. Of course they may not want it, even if it would give them a second MLB team.
Leave Detroit, we’ll take the Red Wings and move them to Hamilton.
They HAD a second MLB team.
True, but Detroit really needs a professional football team!