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To: Paladin2

Didn’t Rush have a song on his show about her prior Congressional testimony. “I can’t remember my brains in a blender, it’s Jell-o, Jell-o.” How would it be much different?


5 posted on 12/15/2012 12:56:58 PM PST by hometoroost (Frodo lives!)
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To: hometoroost
An oldie, but a goody. Some things just never change.


QUESTIONER:
Uh, welcome to the Grand Jury, Mrs. Clinton. How are you?


MRS. CLINTON:
I'm sorry. I don't recall.


QUESTIONER:
How's the book tour?


MRS. CLINTON:
I'm sorry, I don't recall.


QUESTIONER:
Uh, well let's get started.
[singing]
Try to remember when you were a member
Of Rose Lawfirm and worked Whitewater.


MRS. CLINTON:
[singing]
I don't remember that big money launder.
I was, um, baking cookies for my daughter.


QUESTIONER:
But Mrs. Clinton,
[singing]
Don't you remember that illegal tender
And your shady friend that McDougal fellow?


MRS. CLINTON:
I'm sorry,
[singing]
I can't remember; my brain's in a blender.
It's Jell-o!


QUESTIONER:
Ha ha, that's pretty good.


MRS. CLINTON:
Could we get on with this, please? I, I have to get back to my book tour.


QUESTIONER:
Okay, Mrs. Clinton, try to remember--and don't blame your gender--
[singing]
For missing all this high corruption.


MRS. CLINTON:
Well, excuse me,
[singing]
I don't remember--and don't blame my gender.
I'm not just some bimbo erruption.


QUESTIONER:
Uh uh, well, no, I didn't mean to imply that, but, but,


[singing]
Come next November your Bill the big spender
Could come to his end for this peccadillo.


MRS. CLINTON:
Well, I don't think so, because
[singing]
I can't remember; my brain's in a blender.
It's Jell-o! ["Jell-o" echoing four times]


QUESTIONER:
Uh, are you getting tired? Would you like to recess?


MRS. CLINTON:
I'm sorry, I don't recall.


QUESTIONER:
[quickly]
Who's president of the United States?


MRS. CLINTON:
Uh, I'm not sure I can remember that.


QUESTIONER:
This is very troubling.


MRS. CLINTON:
Well, pardon me.


QUESTIONER:
Oh, your husband could do that.

19 posted on 12/15/2012 1:15:33 PM PST by FredZarguna (Existence of Spellchecker.)
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To: hometoroost

She is keeping to what worked before - so ‘if it’s not broke don’t fix it’ is in play.

As was the media with this election - we easily fooled them before, let’s do it again.

As did the GOP!

ALL OUR ENEMIES! Enemies against Truth.


21 posted on 12/15/2012 1:17:08 PM PST by presently no screen name
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