Sounds like my wife’s doctor asking her if she owned a gun. She responded with, “why do you need to know that? I am here for . . . . . .”. Well it is a question we “have” to ask now. She told him it was none of his or anyone else’s business if she owned a gun or a tank. End of the conversation. If you have purchased a gun in a gun shop, filled out the paper work, they know what you have. REMEMBER the move Red Dawn??? The Cuban officer telling his officer to go to the gun shop and pull a certain form from the files, that told them who had guns!!! Even the enemy know how to find out who has them. THE FIX: purchase a gun from another individual who is selling one. No forms filled out. Only he and you know.
That gives me a great idea. Get together with all your friends and pick a “designated buyer.” Let him purchase all the guns for groups of 10 or 20 persons and then “resell” them to his buddies. Then only one name appears on the Fedgov list and if anyone ever comes for the “arsenal” he has assembled, they REALLY won’t find it.
For me, I would turn the tables on them and say: since this interview has devolved into asking unrelated personal questions, I'll answer your question after you answer mine. Do you regularly use a vibrator to achieve an orgasm?
If the doctor asks said question, this is a time to shield the truth, when the truth will be used against you. Simply say, no, they are dangerous and serve no useful purpose.