Aruba is for lovers.
Aruba: The Island of rape, murder, and buggary.
Maybe so many of them will go there that the island will not be able to withstand the extra weight and it will sink into the ocean.
I only read the excerpt, but it makes clear that the tiny island of Saba, not Aruba, is the island that is performing same-sex-marriage ceremonies. Saba is right next to St. Kitts and Nevis in the northern Lesser Antilles, is a municipality of the Netherlands, and has mostly a mulatto (black/white admixture), English-speaking population; Aruba is just north of Venezuela in the extreme southern part of the Lesser Antilles, is a constituent country of the Kingdom of the Netherlands (i.e., it has local autonomy), and has a largely mestizo (Native American/white admixture) population that speaks mostly Papiamento (a creole language derived from Spanish). In other words, Saba ain’t Aruba.
Aruba is for lovers.