This is why I go to the Matinee showing.
That's as appropriate as many of the other solutions I've heard. ;)
Frankly, I would prefer to be armed with a concealed weapon. But, in my state, and hometown, I’d be arrested and charged with a felony. The bad guys? Gee, they don’t seem to care too much about the law. And, when seconds count, Law Enforcement is MINUTES away.