Oh... wait... that was in CA.
This reminds me of a cartoon from about 45 years ago in Playboy Mag. (I only read it for the articles).
A man and woman are held up by an armed man. The woman swings her purse and coldcocks the perp. The husband says...
“My God Ethel! Can’t I take you anywhere without you embarrassing me!”
Well....cue actually, but no one will line up to correct you.... :-)