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A priest and a rabbi walked into a gun shop
legalinsurrection.com/ ^ | 12-19-2012 | William A. Jacobson

Posted on 12/19/2012 5:55:18 AM PST by servo1969

If this didn’t come from long-time correspondent, photographer, reporter, bumper sticker aficionado, and music impresario Danelle, I wouldn’t believe it.

Made a quick stop at my favorite firearms shop today just to see what was in stock. The store was fully staffed, with a help wanted sign on the door.

Every salesman, the owner, his wife and all 4 of his children were waiting on customers. The place was packed. Sure enough, they had a great price on a 9mm that I had been considering acquiring. As has been reported, the Federal Background Check system is severely stressed in the last few days. So, while you’re enjoying your complimentary sandwich and soda you get to do some people watching….. and I swear I can’t make this up….

A priest and a rabbi came in to the shop to look at CCL Firearms. The owner of the store waited on them personally, determined exactly what their needs and comfort levels were and made a couple of great recommendations. Both made purchases. The owner comped both men free memberships to the local range as well as lessons.

Before I left, I gave my salesman a list of pistols and rifles that I would be interested in acquiring in the near future – He added it to their very long list of orders.

Times are becoming quite interesting.



TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: banglist; guncontrol; sandy

1 posted on 12/19/2012 5:55:21 AM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969

disappointed. thot this was a joke posting.


2 posted on 12/19/2012 6:00:00 AM PST by Gasshog (Welcome to the United States of Stupidos!)
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To: servo1969
What's the punch line?

Leni

3 posted on 12/19/2012 6:01:20 AM PST by MinuteGal (I'm Going to Update the Name That No One Dares to Utter and I'll Use It From Now On......OBAMUNISM !)
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To: servo1969
"A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a gun shop."

And the punchline is: "I was talking to the duck!!!"

I read the other day that Ruger stock had climbed 700 percent since Obama was elected. We will be lucky to get through the next 4 years without serious problems from the gun-grabbers.

4 posted on 12/19/2012 6:04:30 AM PST by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: servo1969

Badda boom


5 posted on 12/19/2012 6:04:30 AM PST by shove_it (the 0bama regime are the people Huxley, Orwell and Rand warned us about)
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To: Gasshog

Do you want a joke? Gun control is a joke. A cruel joke.


6 posted on 12/19/2012 6:06:21 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: MinuteGal

No soap, radio.


7 posted on 12/19/2012 6:06:34 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: spodefly

Looks like a true claim.

http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=RGR+Interactive#symbol=RGR;range=my


8 posted on 12/19/2012 6:07:42 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: spodefly

As soon as nobama took office, BOOM!

9 posted on 12/19/2012 6:11:34 AM PST by upchuck (America's at an awkward stage. Too late to work within the system, too early to shoot the bastards.)
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To: Gasshog
disappointed. thot this was a joke posting.

How about this?


"My wife said to me, 'For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen!'"


10 posted on 12/19/2012 6:11:43 AM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
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To: servo1969

Great post, and kudos to the owner for the comped membership and training.

Training is key!


11 posted on 12/19/2012 6:22:44 AM PST by petro45acp ( Merry Christmas !! Adeste Fidele!)
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To: servo1969

Great post, and kudos to the owner for the comped membership and training.

Training is key!


12 posted on 12/19/2012 6:22:52 AM PST by petro45acp ( Merry Christmas !! Adeste Fidele!)
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To: servo1969

A friend of mine works in a smallish gun shop. They’re selling 120 a day.


13 posted on 12/19/2012 6:25:43 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

I do my business at a small shop which is, in fact, owned and operated by an Orthodox Jew. No Saturday hours, of course, and I haven’t seen a priest there yet, either.


14 posted on 12/19/2012 6:50:59 AM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: Emmett McCarthy
I do my business at a small shop which is, in fact, owned and operated by an Orthodox Jew.

Most folks use a restroom.

Ba-dump-bump.

15 posted on 12/19/2012 7:19:54 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred.)
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To: COBOL2Java

For our anniversary I got a gun for my wife. Pretty good trade don’t you think?


16 posted on 12/19/2012 8:53:10 AM PST by IAGeezer912 (One out of every 20 people on the face of the earth are Americans. We have won life's lottery.)
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To: COBOL2Java

I was visiting a major market radio station one day and I went into the control room.

A DJ had Henny in the studio and he was interviewing him on the air. Henny let out one his proverbial one-liners and I reacted with a visible guffaw.

He made a snarky but amusing comment about the guy in the control room.


17 posted on 12/19/2012 10:34:10 AM PST by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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