Why the focus on bayonets? It seems so utterly insane to me. I’d rather someone come at me with a bayonetted plugged rifle a million times than a handgun once.
They’re not plugged.
HAH, you’ve never seen anyone as dangerous as I am with a bayonet! I don’t even bother with bullets! I can slice’em and dice’em with phenomenal speed; I’m the Jackie Chan of Bayonet warfare; I use a special ginsu bayonet with cross-cut blade! I practiced my techniques at a Sushi restaurant; I had the place cleared out in less than 2 minutes!
I learned my bayonet techniques from a midget South Vietnamese war vet who’s unit ran out of bullets in 1966; he fought on for three years with nothing more than his bayonet. He almost took Hanoi twice! He re-upped for the Iraq invasion and single handidly neutralized an entire Iragi Republican Guard unit. Now he fights with the Syrian Rebels and has been credited with taking out an entire regiment of Syrian Tanks!
Beware the Bayonet! Its a weapon of mass destruction!