My wife, bless her heart, loves paying high prices for coffee (I don’t drink it) and it amused her that when we go through a SB drive thru I refuse to order for her using their lingo.
She tells me, “I want a venti meso with soy” and I say things like, “yeah I need a large one of those expensive, regular coffees with fake milk”.
Or she says “a pumpkin soy latte with two sugars” and I say “a really big steamed coffee with fake milk and pumpkin flavor and 2 lumps”.
She always chuckles.
lol. I love that. God Bless both of you. I can see why she loves you. Smart ass and all.
Tired of expensive coffee? I make my wife espresso every morning. I even use fancy coffee. Its cheap if you have an espresso maker or even just a little Bialetti espresso pot!