Those that I've owned were more intelligent and better conversationalists than any liberal I've ever known. None of the Irish Setters required a teleprompter.
My Wolfhounds don’t require a teleprompter either.
The Irish have a talent for eloquence in conversation.
The daffiest dog I’ve ever known was a Springer spaniel. How’s that?
But I too would take a dog any day over, say, a humanities associate professor.
Now I’m going to hear from the spaniel crowd ... simmer down y’all, back I say!`Beau’ was a good ol’ boy, just, ah say, ah say, *high-strung* is all ah’m sayin’, a spirited pup, yeah, that’s it.