“Michael you are obsessed with race as you are with food. Whatever the issue is, racism is the answer. Appears someone took your last Twinkie, you ding dong!”
He suffers from MOCS- Moore obsessive compulsive syndrome. Manifested with strong compulsive guilt due to an inward self loathing based upon his own overly prosperous white guilt, also biased with strong overtones of gluttony guilt. The lazy fat ass feels guilty for being rich and hates himself and everyone else for it because deep inside he knows he is just another loud mouth lard ass that doesn’t really deserve the 15 mins. of fame or the money. The truth hurts.
I knew I couldn’t say it as well as you!! And there is no cure MOCS. Maybe he can room w/his buddy bipolar.