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Caption Boehner

Posted on 12/21/2012 2:24:38 PM PST by crosshairs



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: boehner; caption; cry; crybaby; surrendermonkey

1 posted on 12/21/2012 2:24:44 PM PST by crosshairs
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To: crosshairs

Oh why didn’t I take over the produce store from Uncle Hermie instead of making a career out of politics. I coulda blamed the tears on the oninions.


2 posted on 12/21/2012 2:25:46 PM PST by crosshairs (It's all about good vs evil. In the end, evil is destroyed.)
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To: crosshairs

WHERED did I leave that Preparation H.


3 posted on 12/21/2012 2:28:48 PM PST by rovenstinez
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To: rovenstinez

I bent over too much!


4 posted on 12/21/2012 2:30:00 PM PST by Dallas59 (America died a little bit more on 11/6/2012)
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To: crosshairs

I should have taken that job as the practice model at the proctology college... would have been less painful


5 posted on 12/21/2012 2:31:21 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: crosshairs


Oooooooooh, that was a wet one.
6 posted on 12/21/2012 2:31:42 PM PST by crosshairs (It's all about good vs evil. In the end, evil is destroyed.)
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To: crosshairs
To quote a fellow FReeper:

Boehner: "I'll draw a line in the sand and wash it away with my tears!"

7 posted on 12/21/2012 2:34:01 PM PST by Bushbacker1 (I miss President Bush! (Oathkeeper))
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To: crosshairs

“Obama made me cry!”


8 posted on 12/21/2012 2:34:21 PM PST by MeganC (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: crosshairs
Is anyone besides me praying for this man?
9 posted on 12/21/2012 2:35:20 PM PST by Slyfox (The key to Marxism is medicine - V. Lenin)
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To: crosshairs

I should have taken that job as the practice model at the proctology college... would have been less painful


10 posted on 12/21/2012 2:37:40 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: crosshairs

My you know what burns when I urinate.


11 posted on 12/21/2012 2:38:18 PM PST by Wiggins
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To: Slyfox

Nope,
You’re the one and only


12 posted on 12/21/2012 2:38:32 PM PST by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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To: crosshairs

“Shouldn’t have had that seventh Scotch for lunch.....gotta peeeeeeeee”


13 posted on 12/21/2012 2:41:35 PM PST by RS_Rider (I hate Illinois Nazis)
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To: crosshairs
Smoked Out.

-PJ

14 posted on 12/21/2012 2:43:04 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: crosshairs
Boehner’s tidy whites are putting a major squeeze on his buns (because he's ‘nad-less).
15 posted on 12/21/2012 2:45:58 PM PST by MasterGunner01
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To: Slyfox

How long have u been praying for this man?


16 posted on 12/21/2012 2:48:42 PM PST by tennmountainman
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To: tennmountainman

I pray for all our Republicans and have been actively since 1993, when Clinton got in office.


17 posted on 12/21/2012 2:54:35 PM PST by Slyfox (The key to Marxism is medicine - V. Lenin)
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To: Slyfox

Time to start praying for a viable Third Party.


18 posted on 12/21/2012 2:58:13 PM PST by bimboeruption (Clinging to my Bible and my HK.)
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To: crosshairs

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin’
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You’re way on top now
Since you left me
You’re always laughin’
Way down at me
But watch out now
I’m gonna get there
We’ll be together
For just a little while
And then I’m gonna put you
Way down here
And you’ll start cryin’
Ninety-six tears
Cry
Cry

And when the sun comes up
I’ll be on top
You’ll be way down there
Lookin’ up
And I might wave
Come up here
But I don’t see you
Wavin’ now
I’m way down here
Wonderin’ how
I’m gonna get you
But I know now
I’ll just cry, cry, I’ll just cry

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin’
Too many teardrops for one heart
To carry on
You’re gonna cry ninety-six tears
You’re gonna cry ninety-six tears
You’re gonna cry cry, cry, cry, now
You’re gonna cry cry, cry, cry
Ninety-six tears c’mon and lemme hear you cry, now
Ninety-six tears (whoo!) I wanna hear you cry
Night and day, yeah, all night long
Uh-ninety-six tears cry cry cry
C’mon baby, let me hear you cry now, all night long
Uh-ninety-six tears! Yeah! C’mon now
Uh-ninety-six tears!


19 posted on 12/21/2012 3:01:12 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: crosshairs

“Oh, Barrack! Get some K-Y Jelly!”


20 posted on 12/21/2012 3:06:41 PM PST by Terry Mross ( I don't watch the "news". Someone ping me if anything big happens.)
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To: crosshairs

“Barry asked me to get on my knees and assume the role of Bill Frist.”


21 posted on 12/21/2012 3:08:32 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

good song.


22 posted on 12/21/2012 3:08:52 PM PST by brivette
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To: Terry Mross

I was thinking the same thing. Very funny post.


23 posted on 12/21/2012 3:11:05 PM PST by tennmountainman
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To: crosshairs

24 posted on 12/21/2012 3:15:47 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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