The Mayan Prophecy is true, and it is upon us.

Legal Insurrectiin. ^

[Jonty30]

The Mayan has come to pass. John Kerry is now state secretary.

http://legalinsurrection.com/2012/12/on-the-day-of-the-mayan-apocalypse-john-kerry-now-in-line-of-succession-to-the-presidency/

[JRandomFreeper]

2nd girl from the left in the photo.

I want to meet her grandchildren. She's cute.

/johnny

[JRandomFreeper]

Can I pick which one I'll base a dessert dish on? With a head nod to the others...

Cheesecake with Oreo crust... Not as good as the carrot cake crust, but pretty darn good.

/johnny

[Peter ODonnell]

Apparently American foreign policy is now very popular around the world, God only knows why as the main aim seems to be to preside over a certain slide to oblivion.

[Dixie Yooper]

Secretary of State, John F Kerry, reported for duty

[fivecatsandadog]

What’s with the black eyes on Lurch? Mega-hangover?

[Carriage Hill]

Plastic surgery.

[X-spurt]

Please enlighten us on “in-line-of-succession-to-the-presidency”.

I’m thinkin that’s horsehockey unless SOS is way WAY down the line.