The REST of the story:
Make sure nothing is in your mouth but keep a stiff drink nearby as you behold this rogues gallery of they who are mere heartbeats from the Oval Office (in order):
Vice President Joe BFD Biden
Speaker John Boo Hoo Boehner
President pro tem of the Senate Pat Leaky Leahy
John I was for it before I was against it Kerry
Treasury Secretary Tim Turbo Tax Geithner
Secretary of Defense Leon Benghazi? Panetta
Attorney General Eric Fast and Furious Holder
And on it goes. If its true that a nation gets the leaders it deserves, how wretched does that make us?
So it’s come to this.