The Mayans get busy carving out another calendar.
The election on November 6 2012 had been the mortal blow to the ideal of America. The stakes could not have been higher or more straightforward: a choice between freedom or coercion, individualism or collectivism, modern civilization or uncivilized brutalism.”
1. Impending depression forces Dems to take austerity measures and make substantial cuts to entitlement programs.
2. Radical leftist, enraged over entitlement cuts, attempts to assassinate Obama. Attempt fails because assassin forgets to pull the pin from the grenade before throwing it.
3. Republicans lobby for clearer operating instructions on all grenades.
..guns sales reach record numbers, California goes bankrupt, secession becomes a serious topic, Israel hits Iran hard—that’s just a few...
Top ten lists of predictions will no longer stop at six.
One of the Obama daughters will rebel against her parents but will be censured by both the administration and state-run media.
Some “Anonymous”-like entity will begin hacking state and federal pensions as well as EBT and other public assistance, wiping or greatly reducing available benefits. Goodness knows it’s wrong, certainly illegal and I would never condone such a thing, but I’ll have a hard time getting all that distraught about it.
My prediction for 2013: You’ll never hear, see, or read about the biggest stories, because the communist media will cover it up; just as they have been doing the last 4 years.
1. Harry Reid quits Senate to star in Mary Poppins remake.
2. Nancy Pelosi is Miss July......in The Worm Growers Gazette.
3. Debbie Whatsherface Schultz manages to string together a coherent sentence.
4. No zombie films made in 2013 as people realize they can watch reruns of the Democrat national convention and see the same thing.
5. Michael Moore trips over own lip and swallows himself.
6. New reality series highest rated ever! MIDDLE CLASS TAXPAYER PORN STARS is number 1! Middle Class says, “The Democrats screw us so much, we thought we’d film it and make some money.”
7. Barney Frank becomes Queen of Libya.
8. Madonna devoured by feral cats.
9. Hillary Clinton becomes spokeswoman for Old Razorback White Lightning. “Old Razorback....it’ll knock you on your a**!”
10. Marcia and Jan Brady enter into polygamous union with blueunicorn6. FReepers celebrate as blueunicorn6 is never heard from again. Blueunicorn6’s last post is “Here’s the story of a happy unicorn who is living with two very lovely girls. Both of them have hair of gold, and, oh brother! They’re only wearing pearls!”
The biggest story of 2013 will, as always, be something no one anticipated, and probably some sort of natural disaster, such as the tsunami a couple years back - an earthquake, a flood, a tornado or something of that nature.
Townhall can only count backwards as far as 6...typical...