One time, David Crosby of Crosby-Stills and Nash was caught with an unlicensed pistol. He was asked why he had it. He responded, “John Lennon”. He was institutionalized for thinking he was a Beatle.
“He responded ‘John Lennon.’ He was institutionalized..”
My answer is going to be “Vlad Lenin.”
I bet I’ll get a smiley-face sticker and an extra dessert at lunch!