I could easily imagine Piers Morgan hanging out at the Drones Club with Bertie Wooster, Gussie Finknottle, Catsmeat and Chuffy. There they could exchange half-understood passages from fine literature, not knowing what they don’t know. At least Bertie is a likeable chap; I cannot say the same for Piers.
Dunno. I don’t think Piers Morgan has enough class or intellect to get into the Drones Club.