Posted on 12/27/2012 10:24:35 PM PST by Libloather
WASHINGTON — Outgoing US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who fell ill in early December and hasn't been seen in public since, will be back at her desk on Monday, her closest aide said.
"She's recuperating at home," and will take up her official duties again "next week" Philippe Reines wrote in brief email to AFP when asked about the health of Washington's most traveled top diplomat.
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Her lengthy absence from public life has sparked claims from some of her fiercer critics that she is trying to avoid testifying in a congressional investigation into a deadly attack on a US consulate in Libya.
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I’ve heard that some reptiles can grow new appendages when severed from their bodies.
Have Humpty Hillary testify under oath.
Hear she’s doing the the new Intensity “Cankle” Workout and has lost about 15lbs in each cankle.
Oh, I think the occasional night when he has to be home with her they have "hall sex"....what is that? It's when they pass each other in the hall and mutter "Frack You."
Expect to hear a lot of “I don’t recall” from the Commie prick..she will have a excuse..she will say she got a boo boo on her head>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Reopen the Vince Foster investigation. The guy shot himself in the back of the head, now thats concussion!
Huma Abedin better be looking over her shoulder.
1. I find it amusing (but not surprising) that her (alleged) husband has had nothing to say. Do they even e-mail each other?
2. Back during the Monica Lewinsky news cycles, (and IIRC) Bill went to china, and spent an extra week or so there, patiently waiting for the news “trail” to cool down a bit. This appears to be the same strat, kinda, does it not?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
How can we even begin to mix metaphors on Hillery? This was a blow to the head , not a head for a blow.
Or maybe it was, and Bill just kept hitting her to get her off him?
Hillary’s big secret is that she has a penis and her real name is Harry.
“She’s healed!” Praise Jesus!
It was a lie like every other thing in her life.
‘will take up her official duties again “next week”’
At this stage of the game, wouldn’t her only official duties be cleaning out her desk?
There is not that much plastic surgery in the world to fix that!
Where’s Bubba? Why is he saying nothing?
Stand by for the doctor’s note that says she will be unable to testify due to the stress on her health.
I, for one cannot wait for Hillary’s testimony. It will be the best Kabuki theater since Bill’s, “The meaning of is, is” on 60 Minutes. I can see it now. Hillary in a wheel chair with bandages around her head, IV tubes and bottles dangling from the poles, at least one doctor and two nurses in a attendance. The Senators and Representatives all being very sympathetic and gentle. Then the Washington press corpse spending the next month or so telling us, how brave and heroic Ms Clinton is.
I bet she shows up at the testimony with a bike helmet on and apologizes that she won’t be able to answer any question because the concussion gave her amnesia about Benghazi but thinks she will be OK again in about three years
Festivus: The annual airing of grievances!
HA!
To rhyme: Botox...
HA!
More like Botox or Detox?
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