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1 posted on 12/28/2012 8:04:47 PM PST by expat1000
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The story never says who actually farted in the car.


54 posted on 12/28/2012 9:47:20 PM PST by skully
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In 8th grade, I actively sought out a diet that would help me fart in science class. There were 5 of us who would have competitions.


58 posted on 12/28/2012 10:23:42 PM PST by PGR88
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It was the dad who farted.
After all, as everyone knows, “He who smelt it, dealt it.”


59 posted on 12/28/2012 10:26:13 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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My 17yo son barked one in the car on highway 840 in TN about 2 in the morning. It was about twenty degrees outside and it was so bad, we HAD to pull over on the shoulder and the whole family jumped out of the car like it was going to explode! Mom and I were cussing and he just laughed and laughed. We left all four doors open for about ten minutes before we attempted to leave. I said, maybe we should just burn the car.


62 posted on 12/28/2012 11:55:14 PM PST by Boiling point (Socialism; Ideas so good they have to be mandatory.)
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Wow, after reading that headline and then the comments), I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry.

Thanks for the chuckles on this thread, folks!

69 posted on 12/29/2012 1:44:07 AM PST by pbmaltzman
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I think the real story behind the story here is that the kids didn't rat each other out, even after low-grade torture.

Says a lot about these kids.

If I was the dad I would sleep with one eye open, if he ever gets near these kids again.

71 posted on 12/29/2012 3:11:25 AM PST by caddie
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A spanking is now reported as national news


75 posted on 12/29/2012 3:49:17 AM PST by Teacher317 ('Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.)
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My three year granddaugter passed some gas Christmas day and laughingly said “I tooted!”


79 posted on 12/29/2012 5:45:01 AM PST by driftless2
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Your voice has changed but your breath smells the same.


80 posted on 12/29/2012 5:45:57 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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