Two stories tonight on fR about big wind? Thanks I need a laugh for the holiday
Dad better clean up his attitude for court. It won’t go well. Like this guy never farted.
I wonder if his parole officer is aware of this?
That's apparently a problem Obamugabe faced as a chil' because his downtown Chicago mini-mansion doesn't have a single bush on the lot that can be cut to get a switch ~ BTW, that's a symptom of having had that treatment worked on your bottom
Not to hijack the thread, but Obama's mother sent him home from Indonesia pretty darned quick, so I'll guess that's what the stepdaddy was up to ~ ol'Soetaro ~ but maybe Grandpa was into the switch deal as well.
A much more sophisticated way is to simply keep a fly swatter around ~ hit a bug with it every now and then ~ never clean it. Tell the kid 'I'll get the fly swatter after you' ~ now that will work ~
SLR is an environmental consulting company.
Unreal. What’s with his Mt. Fuji head anyway?
The guy even looks mean and stupid... what a loser.
Look at dad. He is sad.
This jerk was my Dad. Now, I don’t touch my kids at all because I’ve learned that there are harsher penalties for serious infractions (obviously not farting, which always brings a chuckle and a reminder to say excuse me). I remember when I was a kid and my brother and I were in trouble for playing in a nearby junkyard. My mother pleaded with my Dad not to give us the belt, and he reluctantly agreed. We were given a choice. Take the belt or stay in our room all day. After about an hour stuck in the room, my brother and I opened the door and asked for the belt. We dared each other to cry as my father wailed away on our butts. In the end, we got to go back out an play. That’s all that mattered. That was the only time our Dad gave us that kind of choice. After that, it was back to the knuckle sandwich for every stupid, or imagined, mess up. So, now that I’m a parent, I do my best to keep the punishments equitable. An hour inside the room is way harsher than physical punishment to an active kid. The lesson also lasts longer. Back to this guy, though. He just sounds sadistic! Farting, really? That is truly extreme. Looking back, I think even my father would’ve just laughed at that.