"Hell my kids take credit when the dog does it."
Not even out the driveway headed to the family Christmas get-together,
the dog cut loose & I hit the brakes and we all bailed out of the car!
posted on 12/28/2012 8:19:01 PM PST
(A police state is always preceded by a nanny state...)
My 20 pound dog lets one in the car and I am the one with my head out the window in freezing temps! Dang, he can poot, beats my son hands down. And, silent too.
posted on 12/28/2012 8:26:15 PM PST
(USA-it was nice while it lasted)
My wife’s cat will sit on the back of the couch and fart.Just deadly.
posted on 12/28/2012 8:28:42 PM PST
by Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
I remember in summer camp a bully would rat-tail everyone with a towel until someone would fess up to the farting.
posted on 12/28/2012 9:25:03 PM PST
I had a dog that could let some real smellers fly...funny thing was he’d get up, give us all a dirty look and walk out of the room....which made it twice as funny...
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