Skip to comments.Thief Caught On Camera Putting Bottles Of Booze Up Her Skirt [Obama Economy]
Posted on 12/29/2012 4:28:52 AM PST by SoFloFreeper
Surveillance cameras captured an unusual robbery at a Miramar Liquor store.
Earlier this week, the owner of County Line Liquors said a woman stole several bottles of liquor by concealing them in her skirt.
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Disgusting video. Entitled to someone else’s property without paying. OTOH, this is liberal South Florida. The disease of liberalism runs “thick and crusty” down there.
More and more are starting to follow the Obama government’s lead. If you want something, steal it.
At one point you can see her put an entire box into her skirt....Oh, Lord I won’t comment. I doubt they drank it. Sold it at an after hours club, I’d bet. 35 shots at $5.00 a piece X’s how many bottles is more than $200.00.
I was a floorwalker (Security) for Sears in 1975 and I caught a Russian lady with a TV between her legs. When we went to court, the lawyer said she was poor, divorced, etc. etc,. The judge asked me how I knew she was stealing when I freely admitted I hadn’t seen her actually take possession of the TV. I said I had been walking behind her and I saw a cord dragging behind her and when I went to plug her in, she dropped the merchandise. Two weeks later, the cops raided her property and found $thousands of dollars of shoplifted merchandise in her house, garage and shed.
“Here Michelle Obama shows the G8 ladies how she sneaks a full ham and turkey under her skirt to the Lincoln bedroom.”
Michelle was heard commenting:
“It ain’t the meat it’s the motion.”
A friend worked security at Sears in KC years ago. A very large black woman in a mumu came in, specially equipped with straps underneath.
She grabbed a microwave, put it between her legs, and sauntered out. She got caught.
The friend said you would not know the oven was there if you had not seen the deed on camera.
To which my brother in law replied, she would be a killer at a Daihatsu dealership.
Why would I need to install anything extra? Video played fine for me on my MacBook Pro with nothing extra installed (yes, flash is installed).
I”m trying to figure THIS out:
It ages the scotch way faster than usual.
I learned in the military that a barracks thief is the most accident prone person there is.
‘Why ..need....anything extra.....MacBook ........
You would need flash help if you owned an IPAD ....GRAMPS...sack some groceries till u git the loot n join us in the 21st cent.
Gramps? The video also played on my iPhone... It has no more flash support than an iPad.
Used to be a saying
“All that meat and no potatoes”
Now picture said lady getting home, preparing dinner and the old man saying “How come this steak tastes like fish”?
Old man driving down the road hits a skunk
Wife starts screaming at him, he goes back, she examines and finds it is still alive but shaking.
She picks it up and say “Lets go to the Vet, the poor thing acts like it is freezing to death”....
“Put it under your skirt, it will keep him warm”
“What about the smell”?
“He will get used to it, I did”.....