'Oompa Loompas' sought by police over Norwich assault

BBC ^ | 12.31.12

[socal_parrot]

Two men dressed as Oompa Loompas from the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory are being sought by police in connection with an assault in Norwich.

A 28-year-old man was attacked by three men and a woman as he left a kebab house on Prince of Wales Road in the city on Thursday.

[TurboZamboni]

Maybe Charlie Crist fathered them all.

[Paladin2]

[momtothree]

YaY!! Peppermint Patty!

[wafflehouse]

now there is something you dont see every day..

[USMCPOP]

I once got a call at work from a guy working on a project for Hershey. Said his name was Bill Kiss. I almost hung up on him, thinking it was a prank call. He was for real and they did buy some control equipment.

[Yo-Yo]

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get with a populace disarmed?
Unable to protect themselves from any and all harm?
You get an increase in violent attack
From a marauding Oompa...Loompa...Pack!

[twister881]

Boner, John F’ing Kerry, and Charlie Limp-Crist prime suspects.

[popdonnelly]

They should be easy to find.

Is this a Monty Python skit?