Was alcohol anyway involved?
Oompa Loompa Doompity-dee
When I'm-a drinking, I have to pee
Oompa Loompa Doompity-doo
When I'm not careful I step in poo
Oompa Loompa Doompity-die
Being a midget is making me cry
Oompa Loompa Doompity-death
I get all crazy while doing meth
What do I get when I'm doing this dance?
I took some Ex-lax and pooped in my pants
Why do we hop skip and jump all around
Because of the Bath Salts that we have just found
Oompa Loompa Doompity-dell
Most of us midgets are going to hell
Oompa Loompa Doompity-dong
Why are you reading this stupid song?
Yeah.. never fully trusted Wonka. Single guy living with little orange dudes. Plus, always made me cautious how he “invited” children to his “Wonka factory”. Seemed a little psychotic with his, “YOU GET NOTHING!” rant, too. /s
Oh brother! The visual is hilarious!
Oh so I guess its OK to profile Oompa Loompas now.
I’m surprised that the BBC is racist enough to call them Oompa-Loompas.
When there is a crime wave of exclusively Pakistanis, they call them “Asians”, to confuse them in the public mind with an enormous number of hard working, peaceful people from Asia.
So what euphemism should they use for Oompa-Loompas, that would conceal that they are Oompa-Loompas?
Oompa-Loompas come from Loompaland, which is a region of Loompa, a small isolated area in West Africa. So therefore, the BBC should call them “Africans”. But that sounds even more racist.
Maybe “southern hemispherians”.
Boner, John F’ing Kerry, and Charlie Limp-Crist prime suspects.
They should be easy to find.
Is this a Monty Python skit?