Oompa Loompa Doompity-dee
When I'm-a drinking, I have to pee
Oompa Loompa Doompity-doo
When I'm not careful I step in poo
Oompa Loompa Doompity-die
Being a midget is making me cry
Oompa Loompa Doompity-death
I get all crazy while doing meth
What do I get when I'm doing this dance?
I took some Ex-lax and pooped in my pants
Why do we hop skip and jump all around
Because of the Bath Salts that we have just found
Oompa Loompa Doompity-dell
Most of us midgets are going to hell
Oompa Loompa Doompity-dong
Why are you reading this stupid song?
That song is soooo.....wrong!
There not midgets, they’re “little people”
Just because they do meth and poop in their pants is no reason to insult them :^)