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Woman accused of burglary, battery left unconscious after fight
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | December 31, 2012 | Tonya Alanez,

Posted on 12/31/2012 8:09:05 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

FORT LAUDERDALE— A woman was rendered unconscious from a choke hold by one of her alleged victims while committing a burglary and battery on Saturday, authorities said.

LaToya Haynes, 28, forced her way into a residence where she used to live, took belongings and struck a 65 year old woman in the face with a cane, according to a police report.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: fight; haynes
Mounted the younger woman? Say what?!
1 posted on 12/31/2012 8:09:18 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Left her breathless .....


2 posted on 12/31/2012 8:22:54 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Mount = Position in grappling. It seems the ‘defender’ knew some basic BJJ.
3 posted on 12/31/2012 8:22:57 PM PST by Theoria
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To: ConservativeStatement

I’d assume she was sitting on the other woman swinging away.


4 posted on 12/31/2012 8:24:17 PM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

All that’s missing is the Joe Rogan blow-by-blow...

“Full mount and now the ground and pound, Layoya is in serious trouble here! Oh! She gave up her back! And now the rear-naked choke! She’s out! She’s out!!!”


5 posted on 12/31/2012 8:30:08 PM PST by BADROTOFINGER (Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
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To: BADROTOFINGER

Herb Dean has called the fight due to a chokehold.


6 posted on 12/31/2012 8:34:12 PM PST by BipolarBob (White , bitter, clinging to my Bible and AR-15.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

in before ....


7 posted on 12/31/2012 8:36:38 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: driftdiver

My apologies (for not remembering his name) to the Freeper with the tag line that goes like “ don’t pick a fight with an old men they will kill you”..
Same can work for an old woman as well!


8 posted on 12/31/2012 8:38:15 PM PST by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel!)
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To: F15Eagle

...would Laz?


9 posted on 12/31/2012 8:39:04 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: GOYAKLA
My apologies (for not remembering his name) to the Freeper with the tag line that goes like “ don’t pick a fight with an old men they will kill you”.. Same can work for an old woman as well!

I've seen several similar quotes. One I believe came from the moonshiner Popcorn Sutton that went something like, "Never try to steal from an old redneck, he has nothing to lose and will jest keel yur azz."
10 posted on 12/31/2012 8:45:41 PM PST by Tailback
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To: ConservativeStatement

Hehe ... not that one ... but I can think of a couple, at least.


11 posted on 12/31/2012 8:45:55 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Someone let loose too soon


12 posted on 12/31/2012 9:06:51 PM PST by Rannug ("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

That story has to be the most poorly written that I’ve ever seen. Mounted what younger woman? Who choked her out?


13 posted on 12/31/2012 9:48:05 PM PST by Figment
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To: BipolarBob

I was thinking Steve Matzugawa myself. Herb Dean would have called it with a DQ on the cane shot to the head where Matzugawa wouldnt have even noticed...


14 posted on 12/31/2012 10:36:17 PM PST by BADROTOFINGER (Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

lulz ... started the New Year with a laugh. A mysterious choke hold appeared out of nowhere


15 posted on 12/31/2012 10:40:41 PM PST by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Ah yes! The old “sleeper hold.” My mother used it often on me.
I believe she learned it from our Negro housekeeper, “Mammy.”


16 posted on 12/31/2012 10:46:26 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Guilty.


17 posted on 12/31/2012 11:24:53 PM PST by BinaryBoy (The Republican party needs new leadership that can FIGHT and WIN.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Haynes then struck the older woman in the face with a cane, mounted the younger woman and struck her multiple times before she was put into a choke hold that put her "to sleep," the report said.

What a fractured sentence. Hard to tell which person "her" and "she" indicate.

But dissecting it, it appears the thief, Haynes, struck the older woman and then mounted a younger woman and struck the younger woman multiple times, before SOMEONE, put Haynes into a choke hold.

Sounds like Haynes should not have let her attention stray from the old woman.

18 posted on 01/01/2013 12:08:44 AM PST by El Gato ("The second amendment is the reset button of the US constitution"-Doug McKay)
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To: ConservativeStatement

LaToya Haynes Huh?

We just have to pass some new laws to keep these Amish from committing crimes.


19 posted on 01/01/2013 4:41:31 AM PST by DH (Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I’ve mounted LOTS of younger women but never CHOKED them.. Umm, except that one time.


20 posted on 01/01/2013 4:45:39 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

bad reporting and even worse editing.


21 posted on 01/01/2013 5:21:18 AM PST by NonValueAdded (If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you've likely misread the situation.)
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To: Tailback

Thanks but I was corrected by Freeper B4Ranch as it was his Tagline I remember.
Thanks for your version!

(”Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you”—John Steinbeck)
Freeeper B4Ranch
To Everyone,
Have Happy New Year!


22 posted on 01/01/2013 7:22:06 AM PST by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel!)
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