Ye Gods!!!!!!!!!
What’s next?
Toilet seat control? A mandatory law that requires men to close the toilet seat after relieving themselves?
Don’t laugh. If they can regulate knives they can regulate EVERYTHING you do and say.
What an idea! Each unemployed person could be assigned to each employed person to make sure they don't break any regulations. They would be assigned a video cam, be paid well, and be given a bonus each time they caught an infraction. This would almost wipe out our current unemployment problem.