Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Caption her

Posted on 01/03/2013 5:56:53 AM PST by crosshairs



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; chatroom; vanity

1 posted on 01/03/2013 5:57:01 AM PST by crosshairs
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

I vant to be alone.


2 posted on 01/03/2013 5:58:46 AM PST by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

Kim Jong Il resurrected.


3 posted on 01/03/2013 6:00:12 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

Mrs. Sooner says she just had her eyes done.


4 posted on 01/03/2013 6:00:16 AM PST by OKSooner ("The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's people. Amen." - Revelation 22:21)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

I looked at that picture and a song popped into my head. I think it’s called, “It’s five o’clock somewhere”.


5 posted on 01/03/2013 6:00:58 AM PST by momtothree
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs
“Don't let him leave, I'll be right back!”

-Joe Pesci in “Goodfellows” (and she looks just like him only uglier)

6 posted on 01/03/2013 6:02:49 AM PST by Happy Rain ("1/1/13: The day the RINO GOP-e died--long live the TEA Party!!!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: momtothree

My thought was “Weekend at Bernie’s”


7 posted on 01/03/2013 6:03:01 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 .....The fairest Deduction to be reduced is the Standard Deduction)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

Kinda truman capote like


8 posted on 01/03/2013 6:04:42 AM PST by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like it)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

I thought she hit her head. Now she is a blind bag lady? ;-)


9 posted on 01/03/2013 6:04:47 AM PST by Average Al
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

I screwed them good, didn’t I? Now I get to testify before a more Democratic House. Stupid Republicans.


10 posted on 01/03/2013 6:04:55 AM PST by ZULU (See video: http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-first-siege-of-vienna.html)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

"I'm gonna get to ride in the big red car, right, Poppy? Vroom! Vroom! Beep Beep!"
Slick Willy: "That's right, darlin'! We're ridin' the big red one!"


11 posted on 01/03/2013 6:05:23 AM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs
YAAHHHH!
Looks like a freakin'......

HUNTER!!!
12 posted on 01/03/2013 6:06:20 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Liberalism is about as progressive as CANCER" -Alfonzo Rachel)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

SvimVear, Eveningvear, Businessvear!


13 posted on 01/03/2013 6:07:28 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

It was... It was... SOAP POISONING!

14 posted on 01/03/2013 6:07:49 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

Bloodshot ... Blood Clot

Gotta hide those drunken bloodshot eyes.

DRUNK AGAIN!


15 posted on 01/03/2013 6:11:37 AM PST by Bon mots (Abu Ghraib: 47 Times on the front page of the NY Times | Benghazi: 2 Times)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: COBOL2Java

Isn’t that Bill Clinton with Joe Pesci?


16 posted on 01/03/2013 6:14:11 AM PST by tanknetter
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

17 posted on 01/03/2013 6:15:19 AM PST by matt1234
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: MrB

LOL!


18 posted on 01/03/2013 6:21:44 AM PST by RedMDer (Those that believe in gun free zones should post gun free zone signs on their property and persons.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

“I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can go on.”


19 posted on 01/03/2013 6:21:49 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
20 posted on 01/03/2013 6:22:51 AM PST by MotorCityBuck ( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare

Veddy Nice! Next!


21 posted on 01/03/2013 6:26:42 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up ...


22 posted on 01/03/2013 6:28:19 AM PST by tx_eggman (Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

Thanks to Obama-care I get released from the hospital early with a prescrition for pain pills........Unless I try and run against Barry for his third term then the death panel says I have to go!


23 posted on 01/03/2013 6:29:19 AM PST by jakerobins
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

Despite their best efforts, the doctors could not stop the sound of Vince Foster’s voice in Hillary’s head.


24 posted on 01/03/2013 6:29:24 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge

What she is wearing looks like stuff that would fit in at old Moscow under Brezhnev.


25 posted on 01/03/2013 6:31:53 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

(William the Impeached) "Hee hee, it won't be long now..."

26 posted on 01/03/2013 6:32:08 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge
Hillary looks like those old mafia dons when they are on trial for racketeering.
27 posted on 01/03/2013 6:44:43 AM PST by oldbrowser (They are marxists, don't call them democrats)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs
Being hit in the back of the head hard enough can result in BLACK EYES. This would explain the big dark sun glasses and why it has been weeks since she's been seen in public.
28 posted on 01/03/2013 6:46:49 AM PST by Arcy (When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, people groan.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

Cruella Deville on the way to get a coif.


29 posted on 01/03/2013 6:51:27 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge
Is next.
30 posted on 01/03/2013 6:53:52 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz
God, I loved those old Wendy's commercials, especially this one with Clara Peller.


31 posted on 01/03/2013 7:39:16 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (You are not now, and will never be my President, Mr. Obama.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 30 | View Replies]

To: Bon mots
Photobucket
32 posted on 01/03/2013 7:42:46 AM PST by RetSignman ("A Republic if you can keep it"....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs
I'm bored and they will just have to believe I was sick.
33 posted on 01/03/2013 7:49:41 AM PST by bmwcyle (We have gone over the cliff and we are about to hit the bottom)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

Adam Lanza is a much better Skeletor match.


34 posted on 01/03/2013 8:37:33 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs
Facelift?

No. Guess not. All the cheeks, jowls, chins, flab and excessive wear and tear are still there.

 

35 posted on 01/03/2013 8:40:29 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

the unabomber leaves the hospital after sex reassignment surgery


36 posted on 01/03/2013 9:11:45 AM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: crosshairs

“Dr. Evil, your new mini-me has arrived. Please pick up the black courtesy phone”


37 posted on 01/03/2013 9:17:34 AM PST by TADSLOS (I took extra credit at the School of Hard Knocks)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge
(William the Impeached) "Hee hee, it won't be long now..."

WIN!

38 posted on 01/03/2013 10:53:12 AM PST by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Old Sarge

ROFL! I haven’t laughed so much at a caption thread in a very long time.


39 posted on 01/04/2013 2:21:00 PM PST by Fudd Fan (Gun control means using both hands.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Responsibility2nd

I swear, Chelsea looks more and more like Web everyday.


40 posted on 01/04/2013 2:29:40 PM PST by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson