Happy New Year HH
Roughly 7,000 are killed each year by people using handguns. Now they’ll want to ban those.
Okay so let’s BAN Hammers........... sac/
how many murders are committed with handguns?
What about with pointed sticks?
I predict hearings in Congress on this shortly.
“So Mr. CEO of Home Depot, you say that anyone with a few bucks can just walk right into your store, grab an assault hammer, with no ID check, and purchase as many as they want?”
“That is correct, ma’am. I mean, Senator ma’am.”
“Do you realize how many people are murdered each year by hammers you at Home Depot are selling? They’re just in plain reach right there on the shelves. ANYONE can just take one.”
“I was not aware of that. Apparently you weren’t either. Senator ma’am.”
“What do you think should be done about this, given you profit from the sale of these dangerous weapons of death, whose only purpose is for pounding on things?”
“Well, I think the best thing is to allow people to arm themselves with hammers, to at least counter force with equal force. Senator. Ma’am.”
“That’s all well and good for you, you’re just going to profit from everyone buying hammers from you.”
“Well then, it doesn’t have to be a hammer. Let them use something that is used far less to murder people than a hammer. Let them carry a gun.”
“Blurb blah, but.....this is an outrage!” /senator ma’am’s mic cuts out
Hammers are the weapon of choice among biker gangs when beating each other
Raise the age to 18, for purchasing baseball bats.
Only one per household and must be registered with FBI .can not be carried in public without special license.
What about if someone attacks you with a banana?
Semi-automatic hammers must be banned!
Makes a great throwing hawk.
to ban hammers and clubs they’d have to go after Stanley,
Estwing, Vaughn, and Louisville Slugger.
My boss is a retired Sheriff. He said he saw more people killed with baseball bats than guns during his career. Bats are quieter.
And more children die in mop buckets, toilets and bathtubs than are killed in “alcohol-related” vehicle “crashes”, but statistics don’t matter to the people in charge.
Ban all tools.
Feinstein doesn’t care about the facts; she’s a DemoQuack.