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Caption Slow Joe
Posted on 01/03/2013 1:59:07 PM PST by crosshairs
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; vanity
He has man hand,,,,,,,and child brain.
posted on 01/03/2013 2:00:10 PM PST
(They are only assault weapons in the hands of tyrannical governments and criminals. Ban both.)
“When Barack said screw it! We’ re gonna raise taxes on everyone, Boehner and Cantor put their hands up, just like this.”
posted on 01/03/2013 2:11:40 PM PST
(Know what you believe and why you believe it.)
“The President says 58 states, I say that is about right. Hey, we won.”
posted on 01/03/2013 2:12:48 PM PST
(Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
The first one I had to do to get this job was about this long.
After that the rest of them were like eating a piece of cake.
posted on 01/03/2013 2:16:03 PM PST
by Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
Hey! Any lady reporters want to sit on old Uncle Joes lap??
He is becoming a caricature before our very eyes.
posted on 01/03/2013 2:28:33 PM PST
by Delta Dawn
(The whole truth.)
WOW !! ... Is this a press conference or re-election celebration?
“....and then the doctors discovered a leak in the valve in back of my left ear, and airs been leaking out since June of our first summer of recovery. I’m down four hat sizes,and by September of 2014 I’ll be able to slip my wedding band over my ears”
posted on 01/03/2013 2:46:27 PM PST
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
“When Obama can’t do what Mr. Reid tells him Mr Reid knows he can always go to me!”
posted on 01/03/2013 2:49:54 PM PST
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
I can’t believe we have all these new female senators now with butts this big!........
posted on 01/03/2013 2:55:08 PM PST
by Red Badger
(Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
Sit yourself down
And meet the best Vice-President in town
As for the rest
All of them crooks
Rooking the guests
And cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the House
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon viveur!
Glad to do my friends a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice!
But nothing gets you nothing, everything has got a little price.
posted on 01/03/2013 2:57:28 PM PST
by Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
“You muh-muh-muh make me happy.”
posted on 01/03/2013 3:03:58 PM PST
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
"So now this bigfoot--he had feet this big--jumps at me. I catch him and use kote mawshi to stop the old boy, then I go to oshi taoshi to take him down. I tell you, ole Akihito was so impressed that he awarded me both The Order of the Rising Sun and tickets to Tokyo Disneyland."
posted on 01/03/2013 3:13:37 PM PST
(Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
To: Delta Dawn
He was portrayed by Lloyd Bridges in the movie Hot Shots.
posted on 01/03/2013 3:25:46 PM PST
posted on 01/03/2013 4:03:29 PM PST
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
I wonder how long before he has a medical condition that “forces” him to retire and turdhead picks a new VP.
“I had my head about this far up my ass.”
posted on 01/03/2013 5:37:41 PM PST
by Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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