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Caption Slow Joe

Posted on 01/03/2013 1:59:07 PM PST by crosshairs



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; vanity

1 posted on 01/03/2013 1:59:13 PM PST by crosshairs
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To: crosshairs

He has man hand,,,,,,,and child brain.


2 posted on 01/03/2013 2:00:10 PM PST by crosshairs (They are only assault weapons in the hands of tyrannical governments and criminals. Ban both.)
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To: crosshairs

“When Barack said screw it! We’ re gonna raise taxes on everyone, Boehner and Cantor put their hands up, just like this.”


3 posted on 01/03/2013 2:11:40 PM PST by Freestate316 (Know what you believe and why you believe it.)
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To: crosshairs
“The President says 58 states, I say that is about right. Hey, we won.”
4 posted on 01/03/2013 2:12:48 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: crosshairs
The first one I had to do to get this job was about this long.

After that the rest of them were like eating a piece of cake.

5 posted on 01/03/2013 2:16:03 PM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: crosshairs

Hey! Any lady reporters want to sit on old Uncle Joes lap??


6 posted on 01/03/2013 2:26:31 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: jakerobins

He is becoming a caricature before our very eyes.


7 posted on 01/03/2013 2:28:33 PM PST by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: crosshairs
WOW !! ... Is this a press conference or re-election celebration?
8 posted on 01/03/2013 2:36:47 PM PST by TexasCajun
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“....and then the doctors discovered a leak in the valve in back of my left ear, and airs been leaking out since June of our first summer of recovery. I’m down four hat sizes,and by September of 2014 I’ll be able to slip my wedding band over my ears”


9 posted on 01/03/2013 2:46:27 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: crosshairs

“When Obama can’t do what Mr. Reid tells him Mr Reid knows he can always go to me!”


10 posted on 01/03/2013 2:49:54 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: crosshairs

I can’t believe we have all these new female senators now with butts this big!........


11 posted on 01/03/2013 2:55:08 PM PST by Red Badger (Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
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To: crosshairs

Welcome M'sier
Sit yourself down
And meet the best Vice-President in town

As for the rest
All of them crooks
Rooking the guests
And cooking the books

Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be

Master of the House
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm

Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon viveur!

Glad to do my friends a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice!
But nothing gets you nothing, everything has got a little price.

-PJ

12 posted on 01/03/2013 2:57:28 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: crosshairs

“You muh-muh-muh make me happy.”


13 posted on 01/03/2013 3:03:58 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: crosshairs
"So now this bigfoot--he had feet this big--jumps at me. I catch him and use kote mawshi to stop the old boy, then I go to oshi taoshi to take him down. I tell you, ole Akihito was so impressed that he awarded me both The Order of the Rising Sun and tickets to Tokyo Disneyland."
14 posted on 01/03/2013 3:13:37 PM PST by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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To: Delta Dawn

He was portrayed by Lloyd Bridges in the movie Hot Shots.


15 posted on 01/03/2013 3:25:46 PM PST by Argus
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To: crosshairs

Spread your legs (this far) your going to be frisked

16 posted on 01/03/2013 4:03:29 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: crosshairs

I wonder how long before he has a medical condition that “forces” him to retire and turdhead picks a new VP.


17 posted on 01/03/2013 4:31:18 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: crosshairs

“I had my head about this far up my ass.”


18 posted on 01/03/2013 5:37:41 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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