What’s the point in running a site like The Onion when stories like this are being reported as straight news.
But I have to admit it is a creative idea, lol.
I guess 99 per cent of the incarcerated in all the prisons in the US could do the same. Or they could sue their drug dealer.
So if someone were to assassinate O then they could pin the blame for their actions of alcohol manufacturers?
How about smoking pot in CA?
This is not new, Jesse Jackson has been shaking down americas businesses for a generation..
Pretty smart of them.. They watched as Barry Obama shook down America for four years (made millions) and America sent him back to shake the tree again..
Criminals are pretty smart in a thieving sort of way..
Like a non disabled thirty year old person applies for and gets disability for life.. and works for more under ground to steal some more in a thousand ways.. Millions are doing that right now LEGALLY.. Except for the ..OLD PEOPLE.. Social Security(disability) is a license to STEAL..
And I haven’t talked of Medicare scams yet.. and a thousand other Federal Boondoggles.. maybe much more..
Big Tobacco, the Firearms Industry, and now the Alcohol Industry. I wonder at what point the pro-litigation left will recognize that they are hurting ordinary people - themselves - with their support for frivolous lawsuits.
geeeez just put these guys in the spidey hole and leave them there. Being an alcoholic doesn’t remove one’s responsibility for their own actions. These yahoos are of the hopeless variety
everybody else’s fault.
alcohol does come with disclaimers. can’t force idiots to pay attention to them.
Im a victim, social jsutice rules
It’s about time, I’m all for it.........Alcohol has destroyed more lives and families than tobacco ever could so it’s only fair to go after drinkers now.
Sounds like for safety’s sake we’re all going to have to be institutionalized—except maybe we already are.
Why didn’t they sue God for giving them the air to breathe while getting drunk. After all, if they didn’t have air to breathe they would not have gotten drunk.
Maybe they will get away with this. Everyone knew that smoking could harm you yet they smoked AND sued AND won!