Boulder Dash!
Posted on 01/07/2013 9:57:47 AM PST by GSWarrior
Boulder Dash!
Poached elks on toast?
It would have to be Texas Toast.
See #JusticeforBigBoy
LOL
In Texas it’s called a BBQ, and there’s no crying unless billy-bob gets to drunk again.
Yeah, that should do it.
Will the funeral be open casket?
Same with flowers & teddy bears. I always found that stuff silly & hippie-dippie. When I was a kid, people grieved in private or in houses of worship. Or gave charity in the loved one's name.
Same with wearing pink ribbons for breast cancer (& my mother died of it, so I'm not some insensitive creep!). I can't stand all these theatrical presentations.
I guess I paid more attention to photos than to spelling.
Ah...the cop needed dogs...would have taken care of the problem.
http://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/jerryp/dogsinelk.html#TOP
dogs in elk Posted by Anita z8 Seattle (anita@is2inc.com) on Fri, Oct 22, 99 at 14:44 The following apparently appeared recently on one of the newsgroups, rec.pets. It sounds pretty believable to me—though it’s so funny, I’m not sure that I care. It’s pretty long, but it’s worth it. -——————————
Anne V - 01:01pm Sep 9, 1999 PDT (# 1318 of 1332) Okay - I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke.
AmyC - 01:02pm Sep 9, 1999 PDT (# 1319 of 1332) Um, can you give us a few more specifics here?
Anne V - 01:12pm Sep 9, 1999 PDT (# 1320 of 1332) They’re inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece of carcass in my yard, with 2 dogs inside of it, and they are NOT getting bored of it and coming out. One of them is snoring. I have company arriving in three hours, and my current plan is to 1. put up a tent over said carcass and 2. hang thousands of fly strips inside it. This has been going on since about 6:40 this morning.
(Much More at link!)
...and elk roast, and bbq elk ribs, and leather goods, and antler lamps and hatracks...
Go green and let nothing go to waste
As Ted Nugent would say “You can’t grill it ‘til you kill it”
Jerry Pournelle has an unusual website, to say the least!
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