Binders full of moochers thank Obama for ‘free’ birth control

Twitchy ^ | January 7, 2013 | Twitchy Staff

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Squee! As Twitchy reported, binders full of moochers stopped hoarding birth control when the nefarious pill-stealer Romney lost the election. Now, they are empowering themselves by groveling at the feet of their birth control sugar daddy master.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

polySLB @polySLB Just picked up my birth control. No co-pay. Thank you, Mr. President.

Kaelynn Lemke @KJL_7 Best surprise of the day.. Not having to pay for my birth control..

[reg45]

I have a friend who has diabetes. He has to pay deductables and co-pays for his insulin just to stay alive. He also has to pay higher insurance premiums in order to subsidize birth control that he will never need. Now that is what I call UNFAIR.

[Salvey]

Now that it’s a done deal, let’s hope that the 47 per-centers “control” themselves out of existence.

[Jim from C-Town]

Of course these sub-moronic idiots neglected to see that their pay checks have gone down significantly with the increase in payroll taxes and Insurance premiums that far outstrip the minuscule savings on birth control co payments.

Here is a novel Idea, don't have sex outside of marriage. If you do not want to have a child with a man keep your legs shut.

[Tublecane]

TANSTAFS! (there ain’t no such thing as free sex)

[Buckeye McFrog]

Just picked up my birth control. No co-pay. Thank you, Mr. President.

That's twenty bucks I can now invest in a couple of Long Island Iced Teas (which will provide the opportunity to put my free birth control to use)

[hecht]

Lets hope they all don’t get dvts

[miserare]

Maybe it’s a good idea to give free birth control to these moronic dames. In one more generation, we may be able to cleanse the gene pool of stupid women!

[Slyfox]

Birth control?

Personally, I'd rather have 40 acres and a mule.

And, possibly a few chickens tossed in.

[Wanderer99]

and this is bad news why? We certainly don’t need more idiots infecting an already very stupid gene pool.