Sad, but true........
Let’s all Clap for Congress!
Nah, government is more like Herpes - the gift that keeps on giving.
posted on 01/08/2013 10:18:40 AM PST
And yet, since 1964 the congressional re-election rate has well exceeded 80%.
posted on 01/08/2013 10:18:59 AM PST
(It is when a people forget God, that tyrants forge their chains.)
Good news, Congress! You’re more popular than telemarketers, the deadly ebola virus, gonorrhea, the Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan, communism, disgraced Democratic former Sen. John Edwards, playground bullies and meth labs.
Sorta Agree. But I have more respect for telemarketers and playground bullies than I do for congress-critters.
posted on 01/08/2013 10:21:53 AM PST
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
“And cockroaches scurry away with a 45 to 43 percent win.”
I am surprised it is that close. Cockroaches are far more pleasant and less costly.
posted on 01/08/2013 10:22:43 AM PST
by Psalm 144
(Capitol to the districts: "May the odds be ever in your favor.")
I’m not sure I believe the part about gonorrhea.
posted on 01/08/2013 10:37:44 AM PST
(Reality - what a concept.)
I understand the Kardashians and Lohan.
But gonorrhea? It can be cured by one shot of ceftriaxone.
Try curing Congress that cheaply and easily.
Good news, Congress! Youre more popular than telemarketers, the deadly ebola virus, gonorrhea, the Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan, communism, disgraced Democratic former Sen. John Edwards, playground bullies and meth labs.
Not really ... it was a 10-way tie.
The only reason cockroaches didn't win outright was because the NFL replacement refs ruled against the cockroaches' antennae crossing the finish line ahead of the head lice and Donald Trump.
posted on 01/08/2013 11:05:35 AM PST
("America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936)
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