LOL Oh, I would. When I moved into my first apartment by myself, I had a “deadly” potato peeler. I’d peeled off a good chunk of a finger a year or so earlier) Should make for some hilarious reading, tho.
I’m 5’3” and 100 lbs.
“Brute force” is something I’m never going to have.
When I was very young, my prison guard dad actually said “Since you’re a runt, you’re gonna have to fight dirty to survive” and then he proceeded to teach me all the nasty tricks that inmates know.
It was rather a ‘non-normal childhood’ but all my gal pals felt safe as could be when we went bar hopping.
The preferred place was at my right side where an empty beer bottle waited patiently on the floor.