Live Thread: Media Worship Obama, Masquerading as "News Conference" at 11:15

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[SoFloFreeper]

Obama the Anointed will perform what used to be called a "news conference" today at the house he is currently occupying.

Various worshipers of BO will be in attendance, bowing their knees, folding their hands, and obediently repeating every lie he utters.

[ILS21R]

Obama: So you can all see why I have to do what I have to do. Any questions?

MSM: Mr. President, what’s your favorite food?

Obama: Ice Cream. Do you have a follow up?

MSM: What flavor?

[BykrBayb]

I suppose we could make it a donation thread.

.10c every time he says me, myself or I.
$10 if he actually says “Benghazi.”

[kabar]

immigration reform

Investment (spending)

Revenue increases (taxes)

Balance the budget on the backs of the poor, old, children

[Cheerio]

Someone needs to develop a device that will detect his voice and instantly turn off the audio, on all communication devices.

[John W]

More like a suppository once it fills up with what he will offer.

[Mouton]

Any questions that are asked have already been handed out to the gleeful ones to ask. The Agenda more than likely will center on two major topics: Guns and Immigration. Both subjects the obedient ones have already formulated...generally around these threads:
Do you think the will of the country will be able to break the power of the NRA and get meaningful( bans and confiscations) though? Will the GOP continue to stop immigration reform (opening the borders entirely, bestowing citizenship as quick as possible). Will there be any questions about the economy like how about the view of 4th qt GDP..HA.

[SMARTY]

Noon... so his supporters will be awake and out of bed by then!

[skinkinthegrass]

I suppose we could make it a donation thread.
.10c every time he says me, myself or I.
$10 if he actually says “Benghazi.”Whoa! ...not even Bill Gates, Has that kinda $$$$...
*grinnin' broadly*

[skinkinthegrass]

Someone needs to develop a device that will detect his voice
and instantly turn off the audio, on all communication devices.Isn't it called an "OFF" switch...

[skinkinthegrass]

He can set up the situation room as a putting
green...Maybe he already has.Don't discount that..He would, If he could...

[dforest]

I won’t be watching, Gotta go soak my ‘roids.

[Buckeye McFrog]

With all of the imminent live coverage of multiple orgasms, the parental controls on my V-chip should kick in and spare me from this thing...

[PghBaldy]

Obozo moved it to 11:30, per White House website.

[John W]

Shocker.

[freebird5850]

You left out “previous administration”.

[BykrBayb]

I wonder if he will find a way to work Lincoln into his speech.

[Riley]

That’s actually a really good idea. I’d modify the amounts a little, maybe .50 or 1:00 per me myself or I. And I’d agree with freebird5850 about adding ‘previous administration’.

Maybe we could work up a good mention/amount list before the next speech. Shouldn’t have to wait long for that- LOL!

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