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Caption Barry

Posted on 01/14/2013 5:56:44 PM PST by crosshairs



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
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1 posted on 01/14/2013 5:56:53 PM PST by crosshairs
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To: crosshairs

What me worry?


2 posted on 01/14/2013 5:57:49 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: crosshairs

"Camera Left -- see my right finger?"

3 posted on 01/14/2013 5:58:56 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: crosshairs

“Is this where tears come from?”


4 posted on 01/14/2013 5:59:57 PM PST by deltaromeo11 (Luke 16:31, Gen 7:16)
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To: crosshairs
We don't have a no tolerance policy for finger guns in the WH.
5 posted on 01/14/2013 6:01:21 PM PST by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: crosshairs

“I took some ice cubes out of the freezer and dropped them on the floor. I picked them up and washed them off in the sink in hot water and now I cant find them!!”


6 posted on 01/14/2013 6:03:54 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: crosshairs

“If you look in HERE, you’ll be able to see through to my desk in the Oval Office.”


7 posted on 01/14/2013 6:07:19 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: crosshairs

The light goes in this ear and comes out the other one.


8 posted on 01/14/2013 6:07:34 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: freedumb2003

“I’m deaf that is why I don’t bother to listen to the American people”


9 posted on 01/14/2013 6:11:35 PM PST by Patriot Babe
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To: crosshairs

“I have highly developed brain stem functions. I don’t use any part of my brain above this point.”


10 posted on 01/14/2013 6:12:52 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: freedumb2003

11 posted on 01/14/2013 6:13:33 PM PST by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: crosshairs

My tie was signed by Mr. Lew.


12 posted on 01/14/2013 6:17:43 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: crosshairs
I do what the voices in my head tell me to...

Obama exemplifies the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

13 posted on 01/14/2013 6:18:52 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: crosshairs

“I know its in here some where . Y’all come back in 6-8 months and I’ll show you. Promise.”


14 posted on 01/14/2013 6:22:36 PM PST by fuzzthatwuz
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To: crosshairs

15 posted on 01/14/2013 6:26:46 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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To: crosshairs

I reserve for myself my index finger - All others get my middle finger.

16 posted on 01/14/2013 6:26:59 PM PST by Slyfox (The key to Marxism is medicine - V. Lenin)
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To: crosshairs; Jim Robinson

As you can see, I'm an almost perfect image of my shadow puppet!

17 posted on 01/14/2013 6:33:32 PM PST by Zakeet (Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage - Mencken)
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To: crosshairs

Nothing in here.


18 posted on 01/14/2013 6:33:50 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: freedumb2003

Excuse me whilst I scratch my ass.


19 posted on 01/14/2013 6:33:58 PM PST by chooseascreennamepat (Have you thought about going vegan, Karl?)
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To: C210N

LOL


20 posted on 01/14/2013 6:34:39 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: crosshairs


Richard Pryor says to put it here....
21 posted on 01/14/2013 6:37:57 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: crosshairs

“I’m sorry! Did you say somethong about being a leader instead of an asshole”

“I can’t hear you”


22 posted on 01/14/2013 6:45:26 PM PST by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: crosshairs

“I always get a big gob of ear wax on my finger before I shake hands with Joe. I tell him it’s hand-shake wax. What a goober.”


23 posted on 01/14/2013 6:50:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: crosshairs

“The assassin’s bullet went in here and passed clear through without hitting anything.”


24 posted on 01/14/2013 7:01:58 PM PST by Dumpster Baby (Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
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To: crosshairs
But if I take my finger out the wind causes a whistling sound...
25 posted on 01/14/2013 7:02:02 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: crosshairs
Obama reacts to a Washington, DC version of “Simon Sez” called “Nancy Sez” in which Nancy Pelosi tells the president what to do.
26 posted on 01/14/2013 8:31:40 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: Farmer Dean

Move along sheeple, nothing to see here!


27 posted on 01/14/2013 8:36:02 PM PST by Madhattan
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To: Madhattan

"allah fubar, these hemorrhoids itch!"

28 posted on 01/14/2013 8:54:58 PM PST by Yehuda (If you were to choose between an armed teacher, or a class full of dead students, which would you)
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To: crosshairs
And sometimes after I pick my nose, I stuff the boogers in my ear.

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29 posted on 01/14/2013 9:10:02 PM PST by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: crosshairs

Just checking to see in my “in ear audio-prompter” is working.


30 posted on 01/14/2013 9:13:39 PM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: crosshairs

Now if you’re feeling miserable, if you’re feeling blue,
Here’s a little ditty that’ll help to pull you through,
All the clouds will disappear, the grey skies turn to blue:
Just stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo.

Now suppose you’ve got the fell pest, the gout and goose’s cough,
A severe attack of hiccups and your kneecap’s just dropped off,
The surgeon says “We’d operate, but the anaesthetic’s gone,”
You just look up and smile at him and say “You carry on.”

“I’ll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
Me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
I’ll just be like Nelson at the Battle of Waterloo,
I’ll stick me finger in me ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo.”

Now in ‘14 and in ‘39, war raised its ugly head,
The bombs they fell on England, and one fell on my shed,
But we fought and beat the Germans ‘cos we knew just what to do:
We stuck our fingers in our ears and went ting-a-ling-a-loo.

Prince Philip said “Get your fingers out” and that cut me to the quick,
We got our fingers out, but that didn’t do the trick;
So follow your true leaders with all your might and main:
Be like Jenkins, Heath and Wilson and stick ‘em back again!

Oh stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
Your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo,
Remember what old Gladstone said in 1892:
Stick your finger in your ear and go ting... a... ling... a... loo!

__Benny Hill


31 posted on 01/14/2013 9:20:44 PM PST by DeFault User
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To: crosshairs

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?
Who’s chooming who?
Is that a wind turbine or is that Mooschelle’s hoofs I hear?


32 posted on 01/14/2013 9:21:35 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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To: lonevoice

lmao


33 posted on 01/14/2013 9:50:35 PM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: lonevoice

lmao


34 posted on 01/14/2013 9:51:24 PM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: crosshairs

I’ve got kidneys man, kidneys!


35 posted on 01/14/2013 10:10:55 PM PST by Bellflower (The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
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To: Pride in the USA
Pinging you to post #29
36 posted on 01/14/2013 10:31:49 PM PST by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: crosshairs

Obama reveals he is wearing a hidden earpiece during his press conference. That way he can receive assistance to questions that may catch him off guard.

37 posted on 01/15/2013 12:03:41 AM PST by jonrick46 (The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
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To: crosshairs

TRAITOR!

Stick it in your ear, America. You reelected me. Now you get the real me!


38 posted on 01/15/2013 1:13:10 AM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: crosshairs

"I'm President! President of the United States! Oh, wait, I've got it! Financial solution!...Deleted!"

39 posted on 01/15/2013 1:38:43 AM PST by Victoria_R (Believers in VERY small government: Count Mountjoy/Benter in 2012!!!)
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To: crosshairs

Barry: “Deploying starboard solar panel now”


40 posted on 01/15/2013 1:45:15 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: crosshairs

Barry: “The media has crawled so far up my arse I can cut off the air supply to Chris Matthews just by plugging up this ear.”


41 posted on 01/15/2013 1:48:38 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: crosshairs

Variation : “The media has crawled so far up my arse I can turn the lights out at MSNBC just by sticking my finger in this ear.”


42 posted on 01/15/2013 1:50:01 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: crosshairs

Barry : “What’s that you say? You want to know who refused to give in extremis orders for Benghazi? ... I can’t hear you because my finger’s stuck in my ear.”


43 posted on 01/15/2013 1:54:48 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: lonevoice

LOL!


44 posted on 01/15/2013 9:14:14 AM PST by Pride in the USA
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To: lonevoice

Especially if it yields more than than the bitch allows me to consume for the day.


45 posted on 01/19/2013 3:19:01 AM PST by tdscpa
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