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1 posted on 01/14/2013 5:56:53 PM PST by crosshairs
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What me worry?


2 posted on 01/14/2013 5:57:49 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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"Camera Left -- see my right finger?"

3 posted on 01/14/2013 5:58:56 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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“Is this where tears come from?”


4 posted on 01/14/2013 5:59:57 PM PST by deltaromeo11 (Luke 16:31, Gen 7:16)
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We don't have a no tolerance policy for finger guns in the WH.
5 posted on 01/14/2013 6:01:21 PM PST by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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“I took some ice cubes out of the freezer and dropped them on the floor. I picked them up and washed them off in the sink in hot water and now I cant find them!!”


6 posted on 01/14/2013 6:03:54 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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“If you look in HERE, you’ll be able to see through to my desk in the Oval Office.”


7 posted on 01/14/2013 6:07:19 PM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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The light goes in this ear and comes out the other one.


8 posted on 01/14/2013 6:07:34 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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“I have highly developed brain stem functions. I don’t use any part of my brain above this point.”


10 posted on 01/14/2013 6:12:52 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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My tie was signed by Mr. Lew.


12 posted on 01/14/2013 6:17:43 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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I do what the voices in my head tell me to...

Obama exemplifies the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

13 posted on 01/14/2013 6:18:52 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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“I know its in here some where . Y’all come back in 6-8 months and I’ll show you. Promise.”


14 posted on 01/14/2013 6:22:36 PM PST by fuzzthatwuz
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15 posted on 01/14/2013 6:26:46 PM PST by eldoradude (Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
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I reserve for myself my index finger - All others get my middle finger.

16 posted on 01/14/2013 6:26:59 PM PST by Slyfox (The key to Marxism is medicine - V. Lenin)
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Nothing in here.


18 posted on 01/14/2013 6:33:50 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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Richard Pryor says to put it here....
21 posted on 01/14/2013 6:37:57 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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“I’m sorry! Did you say somethong about being a leader instead of an asshole”

“I can’t hear you”


22 posted on 01/14/2013 6:45:26 PM PST by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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“I always get a big gob of ear wax on my finger before I shake hands with Joe. I tell him it’s hand-shake wax. What a goober.”


23 posted on 01/14/2013 6:50:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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“The assassin’s bullet went in here and passed clear through without hitting anything.”


24 posted on 01/14/2013 7:01:58 PM PST by Dumpster Baby (Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
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But if I take my finger out the wind causes a whistling sound...
25 posted on 01/14/2013 7:02:02 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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Obama reacts to a Washington, DC version of “Simon Sez” called “Nancy Sez” in which Nancy Pelosi tells the president what to do.
26 posted on 01/14/2013 8:31:40 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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