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That's right! It was so unfair to this ambulance chasing weasel to not see those players on the court. I am sure he is outraged. In fact he is so outraged that instead of simply demanding back his own ticket money he is going to demand back ... yours!

That's right Spurs fans! This leach upon society will first make the Spurs turn over any information they have regarding who had tickets that night. Then he will contact them to advise them that they were not satisfied at that game and should be compensated. He will ask them to sign onto the suit and if they do he will fight hard for them!

How hard will he fight, you ask? Let's see:

The Spurs can seat over 18,500. Prices can vary, but lets use $30 per seat as a reasonable average. Atty Mark Raker may argue that the hot dogs were not as tasty w/out fan faves - who knows? But let's assume atty B. Tom Feeder goes for 2/3rds of each $30. Lets also assume he manages to convince 2/3rds to sign on for free money.

The outcome: Atty Ray P. U. Thoroughly gets the Spurs to pay out a quarter mil, probably more. After all, there need to be punitive damages! If I'm one of the ticket holders I get maybe around 12 bucks. Atty Bud Farker takes home $100K plus. Will this be enough to assuage his wounded spirit when he didn't see his favorite Spurs take the court? Hard to say. After all, he is only doing it for the countless fans who were cheated.