Posted on 01/16/2013 5:03:30 PM PST by MinorityRepublican
Heavy may be the head that wears the crown, but hot is the head that’s third in line.
Prince Harry, 28, has been named the Top Bachelor, according to the editors at Town & Country, which named the current top 50 bachelors in the world. “Prince William’s baby brother flirts and flies Apache helicopters with equal aplomb,” the magazine wrote. The list isn’t very Hollywood specific (although both George Clooney and Jack Nicholson made the cut). Instead, in addition to the prince, people like Ralph Lauren’s son, Andrew, President Obama’s speechwriter Jon Favreau, and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos (who has dated both Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton) snagged a spot.
Most hilariously, still-just-a-high-schooler Conor Kennedy made the cut. The magazine said it best: “A mere child to some, this Deerfield Academy junior and son of Robert Kennedy Jr. was a gateway to the compound for Taylor Swift. Now he’s lyric fodder.” Insert your own ‘never, ever wanting to get back together’ joke here.
(Excerpt) Read more at popwatch.ew.com ...
To be Stup-ed by Harry makes you a princess for the night..
Stupid little girls can grow up to be stupid BIG girls..
Royal fornication is like riding a Unicorn..
I remember that Adolf Hitler was proclaimed Europe’s most eligible bachelor in 1938 (I think this was the year) by Time magazine.
Not too big an honor.
Harry’s got a pretty sweet deal, if you ask me. Being the younger brother, most of the pressure is off him. Sure, he’s still expected to “behave” and theoretically be prepared to step in, but he still gets more leeway to screw around, and all the benefits of being a Prince.
If I had the choice, I’d choose younger brother in a heartbeat to scion of the dynasty. I wouldn’t even bother trying to scheme for the throne like they used to do. Let big bro do the heavy lifting while I get to chase wenches and go fox hunting every day. Where’s the downside?
If you’re looking for an inbred German, I guess...
I guess anyone who wears a swastika...
Poor bloke.
That doesn’t look like Prince Harry.
No, he is not the most eligible bachelor.
His life is extremely regulated and he is living in a gilded cage.
Ask his granduncle Edward who had to abdicate in order to get his freedom.
Doesn’t Bill Clinton claim that title...to go with his Father of the Year Award.
Blechh!
Reminds me of a young Conan O’Brien.
Harry The Red Palm.
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