I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Sam.
What was the name of his other leg?
I’ve heard this sad tale. His fiance found out about it while they were at the seashore, and broke it off didn’t she?
Remember, left coast parents ... Always take your children to reputable tattoo parlors!
You aren’t getting your pool cleaned here, ya maroons, but a `tramp-stamp’ friend for your little girl’s thong-strap, or a Chinese ideogram for your little man that actually means “Idiot.” And for life. Groovvy.