Posted on 01/20/2013 5:33:58 AM PST by Kaslin
A weapon of mass bubbles. Oh the horror!
I am reminded the time, about ten years ago when Rep. James Moran (D-VA) was a victim of an attempted carjacking by a six year old brandishing a finger gun. Poor man was frightened out of his wits. I never heard if he needed therapy to recover, but I know it was a terrifying experience. Interesting though, when Rep James Moran (moron-VA) recounted the episode on national TV, he did not mention whether it was a semi-automatic or an assault style finger-gun.
My understanding was that the five-year-old was the possessor of a pink Hello Kitty bubble gun and not the little pink whale gun as pictured. The Hello Kitty gun is capable of producing bubbles at a much faster rate than the little whale gun. Authorities are right to be alarmed. No one in contemporary American society needs to produce bubbles at the rate that the Hello Kitty gun does.
They need to start publishing the names and photos of these “officials.” Hold them up to public scorn and ridicule. This is the only way to stop this madness.
Upon further review of the gun pictured, it appears to be a little pink DOLPHIN gun. Even worse.
I think you are right !! The Hello Kitty bubble gun should be banned out right!!. I think that it should be classified as an “Assault Bubble Gun”
They should ban all Hello Kitty items. They are only gateways to the deadly Hello Kitty Assault Bubble Gun.
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But the kitty bubble gun is legal. It is sold legally. Can't we all just have some fun ... legally?
A few months ago, a little kindergarten boy that has a few issues getting along with the other kids got mad at one of his friends. He made a 'gun' with his hand and told the other little boy, "I'm gonna shoot you". He did this in front of me and I saw the look in his face .... he was mad!
We did not over react. We did not suspend this boy. We did not put him on a terrorist watch list. We talked to him about appropriate ways to respond when someone makes you mad.He hasn't done that again
If it saves even one life isn’t it worth it? I used to think the terrorists were recruiting midgets but now I know they were really five year olds with assault bubble guns.
Hello Kitty or Pink Whale?
Just why does any child need to shoot that many bubbles all at once?
We need to start by limiting the size of the soap bottle.
Start by confiscating all of their childrens toys.
Did not catch that ... the bubble guns are automatic bubble guns, multiple bubbles with one pull of the trigger. Burn the bubble guns! Make the kids turn in those bubble guns! Do it for the safety of the adults! Prosecute the kids and the adults supply these weapons. It is the left thing to do!
“Hello Kitty or Pink Whale?”
Well, check out the hair bow on the pink dolphin. Have you ever seen such a flagrant display of gang colors? The manufacturers should be ashamed.
I heard one of the bureaucrats stepped in front of one of the bubbles in order to protect the victim.
When asked he responded “ I’ll take a bubble for my children”
It may have been another bureaucrat who produced the bubbles. Bureaucrats love producing bubbles. Those bubbles are money makers. On this thread we maybe are about to stumble into what bubbles are hazardous and what bubbles are not. One thought does come to mind ... There are no hazardous bubbles if a bureaucrat produces the bubble? Kids producing bubbles are entirely different. Lock up all bubble making apparatus played with by the kids!
One can only wonder what kind of horrific bubble magazine that the Hello Kitty gun can employ.
I’m calling the police now. I fear for my life!
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