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Now Texas has gone a released a map of all gun owners!

Posted on 01/20/2013 12:50:18 PM PST by Red in Blue PA



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1 posted on 01/20/2013 12:50:21 PM PST by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA

Haha!


2 posted on 01/20/2013 12:55:24 PM PST by vladimir998
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To: Slings and Arrows

This is NOT a ping


3 posted on 01/20/2013 12:56:43 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Red in Blue PA

But no one in Galveston owns a gun?


4 posted on 01/20/2013 12:56:53 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Looks like Arizona


5 posted on 01/20/2013 12:57:30 PM PST by clamper1797 (De-throne King Obozo)
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To: bunkerhill7

That’s because the Leftists live there! ROFLMAO!


6 posted on 01/20/2013 12:59:31 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: bunkerhill7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsHUgpSxMoI


7 posted on 01/20/2013 1:00:00 PM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Red in Blue PA
LOL. That's funny.
At first I was shocked by your headline. Texas would NOT take kindly to something like that from the commies.
8 posted on 01/20/2013 1:00:50 PM PST by concerned about politics ("Get thee behind me, Liberal")
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Well, that narrows things down a bit.


9 posted on 01/20/2013 1:00:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

LOL!

God Bless Texas


11 posted on 01/20/2013 1:03:08 PM PST by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Sorry, but there should be a white dot over that giant pesthole called Austin.

Unless Texas ever needs an enema, there’s no reason for Austin to be here at all!


12 posted on 01/20/2013 1:06:26 PM PST by I cannot think of a name
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To: Red in Blue PA

Looks a lot like TENNESSEE !!

Molon labe


13 posted on 01/20/2013 1:06:37 PM PST by EXCH54FE (Hurricane 416)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Good one.


14 posted on 01/20/2013 1:06:37 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Shouldn’t there be a blank spot for Austin?


15 posted on 01/20/2013 1:06:43 PM PST by Castigar
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To: Red in Blue PA

Don’t mess with Texas.


16 posted on 01/20/2013 1:08:24 PM PST by Girlene
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To: Red in Blue PA

I suspect the Georgia map would look about the same ... :)

Also, it didn’t make much news coverage, but the paper in NY that put up the map of gun owners has now taken it down. They said they took it down to comply with the new NY gun law, but a review of the law found that assertion to be bogus. They took it down because they realized they were about to get their asses handed to them in court by the people whose homes were burglarized after showing up on their map.


17 posted on 01/20/2013 1:09:29 PM PST by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

I have been exposed!


18 posted on 01/20/2013 1:12:12 PM PST by fortheDeclaration (Pr 14:34 Righteousness exalteth a nation:but sin is a reproach to any people)
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To: bunkerhill7

‘But no one in Galveston owns a gun?’

Nor Padre Island or Mustang Island? LOL


19 posted on 01/20/2013 1:12:55 PM PST by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: Red in Blue PA

Very funny. You’re killing me. I’m thinking of dumping Illinois and moving to Texas. I have a great job here, and family ties, but I am watching these evil gollums here in Springfield salvate over the prospect of making us law abiding citizen even more vulerable to the criminal element that dominates this state. If I were the mob, disarming innocents would be high on my agenda. Makes one wonder who’s really pushing all this.

Anyway, my wife is afraid of Texas being too hot, and having big tarantulas. Hope I can win her over if they get something bad past our general assembly. Inaction is not an option.


20 posted on 01/20/2013 1:13:47 PM PST by Springfield Reformer (Winston Churchill: No Peace Till Victory!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Should have a big white circle for Austin... :)


21 posted on 01/20/2013 1:16:56 PM PST by freedumb2003 (lib "think": My bumper sticker didn't go into details about that!)
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To: Springfield Reformer

Texas IS too hot, but I haven’t seen a tarantula in 20 years.


22 posted on 01/20/2013 1:18:24 PM PST by Sporke (USS Iowa BB-61)
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To: Sporke

I remember visiting my Aunt & Uncle in Ft. Worth when I was a kid. They had swarms of crickets so thick they were an inch deep in the hotel parking lot. The heat was so bad I need a steel brush to get any relief. Ugh.


23 posted on 01/20/2013 1:28:19 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: bunkerhill7

There are probably a lot of guns in Galveston bay.


24 posted on 01/20/2013 1:29:28 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Sporke

OK, so I’m 50% of the way there. What area do you live in?


25 posted on 01/20/2013 1:32:36 PM PST by Springfield Reformer (Winston Churchill: No Peace Till Victory!)
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To: I cannot think of a name

I know it’s kind of weird but, in a way, Austin lends Texas credibility. People can’t say Texas is the way it is because of lack of dissenting voices. It’s like the Republicans in the US Congress, they don’t really have any say, just gives the illusion of opposition. The goofballs in Austin obviously don’t have much say in state politics.

It’s easy for me to think of them in the abstract because I don’t have to live with them. Austin is the prettiest of your big cities though.


26 posted on 01/20/2013 1:33:04 PM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Knew it before I saw it!


27 posted on 01/20/2013 1:35:19 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (....Let It Burn....)
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To: Red in Blue PA

There ain’t no gun owners on the islands in the Gulf?!


28 posted on 01/20/2013 1:46:14 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: Red in Blue PA

daho, Montana, Texas follow New York lead, release gun map
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/idaho-montana-texas-follow-new-york-lead-release-gun-map-t10499.html

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Map_US_Gun_Owners.png


29 posted on 01/20/2013 1:48:25 PM PST by BerserkPatriot (Why is the Democratic National Socialist Committee waging a War on liberty?)
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To: bunkerhill7

Lots of boats for them fall out of.


30 posted on 01/20/2013 1:49:20 PM PST by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

If that’s the case, why is Austin solid red?


31 posted on 01/20/2013 2:00:10 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: smokingfrog

“There are probably a lot of guns in Galveston bay.”

All of which were lost in tragic boating accidents, I’m sure...


32 posted on 01/20/2013 2:01:57 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: I cannot think of a name

“Sorry, but there should be a white dot over that giant pesthole called Austin.”

No, guns is one area that Democrats join Republicans - Dems have guns too in Texas. Guns aren’t political to most people here, they are a way of life. I think we will see Democrats voting for the bill to keep the feds out of Texas regarding guns.


33 posted on 01/20/2013 2:02:57 PM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

At that resolution the number of gun owners in Austin outshines those who don’t have them.


34 posted on 01/20/2013 2:04:36 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: smokingfrog

SCUBA gear would probably be an excellent investment.


35 posted on 01/20/2013 2:05:04 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance Becomes Duty.-Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Springfield Reformer

“Anyway, my wife is afraid of Texas being too hot, and having big tarantulas.”

Tell your wife we are air conditioned everywhere and I have lived here all my life and never seen a tarantula at all.


36 posted on 01/20/2013 2:06:54 PM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: Springfield Reformer

Let your wife know they do have air conditioners in Texas. There are also exterminators in Texas to deal with the bugs. Now you can have a choice live in Texas with guaranteed freedom, pay for higher AC bills, and exterminators or continue to live in Illinois where everyday is a challenge to keep your freedom pay exorbiant taxes and be known for the Community Organizers State. Look what has happened already in Illinois - Criminals will have more rights than law abiding citizens.


37 posted on 01/20/2013 2:15:23 PM PST by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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To: Marcella

Plenty of taratulas, you are just not living south enough.....but they do not crawl up on you and bite you in your sleep.

They usually bite you when you are awake


38 posted on 01/20/2013 2:29:10 PM PST by eartick (Been to the line in the sand and liked it)
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To: Red in Blue PA

Ha, a good one. I needed that!


39 posted on 01/20/2013 2:31:45 PM PST by Logical me
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"Plenty of taratulas, you are just not living south enough.....but they do not crawl up on you and bite you in your sleep. They usually bite you when you are awake"

I've never been biten by one but have had a few jump at me to scare me away to leave them alone, it worked. Haven't seen many taratulas or horned toads since the fire-ants moved in.

40 posted on 01/20/2013 2:47:48 PM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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To: Red in Blue PA

There needs to be a blue dot on Austin. It’s full of leftist freaks.


41 posted on 01/20/2013 2:48:35 PM PST by Patriot365
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To: patriot08; bunkerhill7
But no one in Galveston owns a gun? Nor Padre Island or Mustang Island?

You must have missed the story. All the gun owners were having a big "Guns and Boats" party and a large storm came up, capsizing all the boats, and all their guns AND ammo were lost in this tragic accident. ;-)

42 posted on 01/20/2013 3:09:14 PM PST by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

All the coastal islands have withdrawn from the U.S. and formed their own seperate government, Their new Capitol is down at the Balinese. A couple of good ole boys with beards i heard.


43 posted on 01/20/2013 3:16:05 PM PST by Einherjar (What are they gonna do, cut my hair off and send me to Nam ?)
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To: Castigar

Even the communists and hippies in Texas own guns, though.


44 posted on 01/20/2013 3:24:06 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Marcella

“No, guns is one area that Democrats join Republicans”

True, except it has nothing to do with Austin. Heck, a huge percentage of the people living there weren’t even born in Texas. They are left coast and north easterners come here to “save” us backwards Texans. Every time you see some really stupid, screwball idea being pushed, the group behind it is almost always located in Austin.

If we reduced the population of that Austin to people that were actually born in Texas, it might be savable. Without some way to delouse it, it is hopeless.


45 posted on 01/20/2013 3:39:14 PM PST by I cannot think of a name
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To: Springfield Reformer

Don’t forget the scorpions! Huge scorpions. And the hurricanes too. Look at what happened to Galvaston. You’re probably better off staying where you are in Illinois.


46 posted on 01/20/2013 3:39:55 PM PST by JCBreckenridge (Texas is a state of mind - Steinbeck)
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To: demshateGod

“Austin is the prettiest of your big cities though.”

Really? I live here and I think San Antonio is much better. Austin is ok, unless you want to actually carry your groceries in plastic bags.


47 posted on 01/20/2013 3:41:29 PM PST by JCBreckenridge (Texas is a state of mind - Steinbeck)
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To: Springfield Reformer

It gets hot for a few months, but the fall & spring are glorious...Houston almost doesnt have winters anymore...just a few freezes per yr lately.

I have seen tarantulas at the Oasis in Austin, but heat and tarantulas should not be enough to keep you and your wife away...

Our Governor just invited law-abiding NY’ers to come on down to Texas and bring their guns, so I bet he would welcome you too...


48 posted on 01/20/2013 3:41:52 PM PST by Former MSM Viewer
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To: Springfield Reformer

Wichita Falls, NW of Dallas. Boring town, but the 2nd most Conservative district in the country. Democrats know where they stand here.... :-D


49 posted on 01/20/2013 3:59:27 PM PST by Sporke (USS Iowa BB-61)
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To: eartick
If you ever see me suddenly zigzagging on the road, it's because I'm trying to hit a tarantula or a snake. Squealing breaks and backing up is definitely a snake.
50 posted on 01/20/2013 4:20:11 PM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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