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Drunk driver didn't know she was naked, Sparta cops say
NJ.com ^

Posted on 01/21/2013 1:25:06 PM PST by SMGFan

— When would-be police enter training, they're taught to be prepared for just about anything. But it's a safe bet "naked drivers" don't show up anywhere on the academy syllabus.

Sparta police say a drunken, seemingly confused and almost completely nude woman crashed into a home's stone retaining wall early Friday morning.

At 12:53 a.m., a resident of Grove Terrace, in the Lake Mohawk section of the township, contacted police to say a white Volkswagen Jetta had just crashed into a stone retaining wall, then fled the scene, Sgt. John-Paul Beebe said.

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1 posted on 01/21/2013 1:25:10 PM PST by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

[slaps forehead] “....dang.....KNEW I forgot something....”


2 posted on 01/21/2013 1:30:26 PM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: SMGFan

Sounds like she was legally intoxicated times 100


3 posted on 01/21/2013 1:30:41 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: SMGFan
"she put her dress on inside-out, he said."

Seriously, who among us hasn't felt a little flustered during a traffic stop.

4 posted on 01/21/2013 1:31:53 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: SMGFan
Guilty:
5 posted on 01/21/2013 1:31:56 PM PST by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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To: SMGFan; Lazamataz; GQuagmire

More details, including pics:
http://www.capitalbay.com/headline/299500-woman-arrested-after-drunken-hit-and-run-while-wearing-an-unzipped-leather-jacket-and-nothing-else.html


6 posted on 01/21/2013 1:32:11 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: for-q-clinton

7 posted on 01/21/2013 1:33:47 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: SMGFan
I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk. I knew a guy who did and it put him in a lot of embarrassing situations. Thank God I never was one of them.
8 posted on 01/21/2013 1:34:21 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: SMGFan

Thanks for posting the article.

” contacted police to say a white Volkswagen Jetta had just crashed into a stone retaining wall, then fled the scene,...”

...leaving the poor woman still standing there, naked and helpless.


9 posted on 01/21/2013 1:36:46 PM PST by UCANSEE2
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To: for-q-clinton

I don’t know,I think she is nice looking.


10 posted on 01/21/2013 1:36:46 PM PST by painter (Obamahood,"Steal from the working people and give to the worthless.")
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
Thank God I never was one of them.
that you could / would remember....LOL! :-D...

11 posted on 01/21/2013 1:37:09 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Bozo man can :-)
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To: JRios1968

The blonde looks hammered too. Where is this party and when’s the next one?


12 posted on 01/21/2013 1:39:21 PM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: SMGFan; Revolting cat!
Not naked: When an officer stopped Catherine Giaquinto she insisted she wasn't nude, despite only wearing an unzipped leather jacket


13 posted on 01/21/2013 1:42:39 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: SMGFan; Slings and Arrows
She was finally charged with driving while intoxicated, refusal to submit to breath testing, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to report an accident, careless driving, failure to wear a seatbelt and a documentation violation.

Her attorney ought to at least be able to get them to drop the seatbelt charge.

14 posted on 01/21/2013 1:44:23 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: RightOnline

Ya’ gotta’ love a gal who don’t know when she’s naked.

‘Course your friends will too...


15 posted on 01/21/2013 1:45:01 PM PST by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk.

"Has anybody seen my pants?"


16 posted on 01/21/2013 1:48:19 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: SMGFan

Any mention od Ambien?


17 posted on 01/21/2013 1:51:11 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: JRios1968

These are not the pics we were looking for.... move along.


18 posted on 01/21/2013 1:54:03 PM PST by SpinnerWebb (In 2012 you will awaken from your HOPEnosis and have no recollection of this... "Constitution")
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To: SMGFan
Maybe she was drinking tequila

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends Marguerita's at the holiday inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks patron? Her closets missing half the things she bought Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing She just havin fun Tomorrow she say oh what have I done Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

19 posted on 01/21/2013 1:54:44 PM PST by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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To: SMGFan
"Drunk driver didn't know she was naked, Sparta cops say"

Naked surely is "Spartan" attire!

< rimshot >

20 posted on 01/21/2013 1:55:29 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Before we argue, are you approved to speak by the Bureau of Alcohol, Firearms and Speech?)
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To: SMGFan

She may have been mixing ambien and alcohol. That is a definite no no.


21 posted on 01/21/2013 1:58:37 PM PST by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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To: SMGFan

she’s lucky the wall was there to stop her. naked? probably bath salts or she’s a rave fan.


22 posted on 01/21/2013 2:07:45 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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To: SMGFan

Along with everything else, they got her for not wearing a seat belt.


23 posted on 01/21/2013 2:11:11 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: painter

most alkies are for a while....later on not so much


24 posted on 01/21/2013 2:12:34 PM PST by Nifster
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To: GeronL

Somone didn’t put enough ‘rufi’ in her last drink, eh?


25 posted on 01/21/2013 2:18:39 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

“I don’t know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk.”

Lowered inhibitions is a side effect. For some, that just means saying stupid things. For others it means going commando.


26 posted on 01/21/2013 2:29:06 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: SMGFan

Damm - in the wrong county

Like to be on the jury and examine the evidence......


27 posted on 01/21/2013 2:34:45 PM PST by njslim (St)
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To: SMGFan

Damm - in the wrong county

Like to be on the jury and examine the evidence......


28 posted on 01/21/2013 2:34:53 PM PST by njslim (St)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk

One of junior's friends' was handed down his father's cell phone. We had all heard tales of his mama getting nekkid during their weekend drinking parties but the pics left on the phone proved it. Poor kid, eeek.

29 posted on 01/21/2013 2:45:10 PM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: SMGFan

Wasn’t Slick Willy wearing a leather jacket when Hillary got out of the hospital? I’ll bet she was “Willied”.


30 posted on 01/21/2013 3:07:39 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Uncle Miltie

Excellent - double-chuckle!


31 posted on 01/21/2013 3:16:54 PM PST by jonno (Having an opinion is not the same as having the answer...)
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To: SMGFan
Well, of course she denied being completely naked -- she wasn't:
Officer Joseph Pensado found the vehicle, and stopped it on West Shore Trail, Beebee said. Inside, he found a surprise — the driver, 36-year-old Catherine Giaquinto of Warwick, N.Y., was wearing only an unzipped jacket, Beebe said.
Since she had the jacket on, she wasn't completely naked.
32 posted on 01/21/2013 3:27:56 PM PST by Bob
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To: njslim
Like to be on the jury and examine the evidence......

You won't see anything you haven't seen before.

33 posted on 01/21/2013 3:42:55 PM PST by Isabel C.
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To: SMGFan

34 posted on 01/21/2013 4:03:07 PM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: SMGFan
Alcohol? Could be Ambien. Or, someone could have slipped her a date rape drug. If you don't get a full dose you suggestable and do funny things. Hard to tell without more information and possibly a blood test.

Is it a medical condition, is she diabetic? (Some guy in Atlanta was beaten to death during a diabetic episode because they thought he was drunk...OK to beat a drunk driver to death in Atlanta I guess.) A concussion?

These are all things the police should really be trained to at consider when they encounter a “Drunk driver.” It may be someone who isn't drunk and needs their help.

Just looking at it from a different viewpoint.

35 posted on 01/21/2013 4:14:28 PM PST by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don’t see in me
I’ve been funny ...


36 posted on 01/21/2013 4:19:52 PM PST by campaignPete R-CT (we're the Beatniks now)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
Thank God I never was one of them.

Don't need to be drunk,eh?

37 posted on 01/21/2013 4:22:14 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Soylent Green is Boomers)
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To: JRios1968

Totally eligible for a BJ Clinton post-POTUS pardon!


38 posted on 01/21/2013 4:26:58 PM PST by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: SMGFan

Sometimes those embarrassing naked dreams do come true!


39 posted on 01/21/2013 5:12:24 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: SMGFan
But it's a safe bet "naked drivers" don't show up anywhere on the academy syllabus.

I don't know why not. It's a classic scenario.

40 posted on 01/21/2013 5:43:03 PM PST by dr_lew
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To: painter

IASP.

In a serious pinch


41 posted on 01/21/2013 6:13:47 PM PST by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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To: JRios1968

She’s so tanked, even her photos have beer goggles.


42 posted on 01/21/2013 6:24:43 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Bath salts. ‘Nuff said.


43 posted on 01/21/2013 6:28:27 PM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard
I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk.

When I was very young, some friends had a drinking party at a house where the parents were out of town. One female friend got totally wasted, started yelling about how hot she was, jumped in the shower and stripped off her clothes (after the clothing was soaking wet). As we (several guys) tried to restrain her, she bolted out the door and ran screaming while naked down the middle of the street. Neighbors were perplexed and shocked! She was 6-foot tall and strong, and we had a hard time wrestling her back to the house. Drunk (nude) women are hard to control!

44 posted on 01/21/2013 6:28:35 PM PST by roadcat
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To: SMGFan
She was finally charged with driving while intoxicated, refusal to submit to breath testing, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to report an accident, careless driving, failure to wear a seatbelt and a documentation violation.

Is she related to Lincoln F. Stern?

45 posted on 01/21/2013 6:30:08 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: SMGFan

46 posted on 01/21/2013 8:18:51 PM PST by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! [You can vote Democrat when you're dead]...)
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To: SMGFan

someoen told me to go bear hunting once, but it was too cold out so I had to go inside and put some clothes on


47 posted on 01/21/2013 11:18:16 PM PST by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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