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1 posted on 01/21/2013 1:25:10 PM PST by SMGFan
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[slaps forehead] “....dang.....KNEW I forgot something....”


2 posted on 01/21/2013 1:30:26 PM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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Sounds like she was legally intoxicated times 100


3 posted on 01/21/2013 1:30:41 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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"she put her dress on inside-out, he said."

Seriously, who among us hasn't felt a little flustered during a traffic stop.

4 posted on 01/21/2013 1:31:53 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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Guilty:
5 posted on 01/21/2013 1:31:56 PM PST by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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More details, including pics:
http://www.capitalbay.com/headline/299500-woman-arrested-after-drunken-hit-and-run-while-wearing-an-unzipped-leather-jacket-and-nothing-else.html


6 posted on 01/21/2013 1:32:11 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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I don't know what it is with some people who like to strip down then they are drunk. I knew a guy who did and it put him in a lot of embarrassing situations. Thank God I never was one of them.
8 posted on 01/21/2013 1:34:21 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Thanks for posting the article.

” contacted police to say a white Volkswagen Jetta had just crashed into a stone retaining wall, then fled the scene,...”

...leaving the poor woman still standing there, naked and helpless.


9 posted on 01/21/2013 1:36:46 PM PST by UCANSEE2
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Not naked: When an officer stopped Catherine Giaquinto she insisted she wasn't nude, despite only wearing an unzipped leather jacket


13 posted on 01/21/2013 1:42:39 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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She was finally charged with driving while intoxicated, refusal to submit to breath testing, leaving the scene of an accident, failure to report an accident, careless driving, failure to wear a seatbelt and a documentation violation.

Her attorney ought to at least be able to get them to drop the seatbelt charge.

14 posted on 01/21/2013 1:44:23 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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Any mention od Ambien?


17 posted on 01/21/2013 1:51:11 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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Maybe she was drinking tequila

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends Marguerita's at the holiday inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks patron? Her closets missing half the things she bought Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing She just havin fun Tomorrow she say oh what have I done Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

19 posted on 01/21/2013 1:54:44 PM PST by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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"Drunk driver didn't know she was naked, Sparta cops say"

Naked surely is "Spartan" attire!

< rimshot >

20 posted on 01/21/2013 1:55:29 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Before we argue, are you approved to speak by the Bureau of Alcohol, Firearms and Speech?)
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She may have been mixing ambien and alcohol. That is a definite no no.


21 posted on 01/21/2013 1:58:37 PM PST by BBell (And Now for Something Completely Different)
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she’s lucky the wall was there to stop her. naked? probably bath salts or she’s a rave fan.


22 posted on 01/21/2013 2:07:45 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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Along with everything else, they got her for not wearing a seat belt.


23 posted on 01/21/2013 2:11:11 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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Damm - in the wrong county

Like to be on the jury and examine the evidence......


27 posted on 01/21/2013 2:34:45 PM PST by njslim (St)
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Damm - in the wrong county

Like to be on the jury and examine the evidence......


28 posted on 01/21/2013 2:34:53 PM PST by njslim (St)
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Wasn’t Slick Willy wearing a leather jacket when Hillary got out of the hospital? I’ll bet she was “Willied”.


30 posted on 01/21/2013 3:07:39 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Well, of course she denied being completely naked -- she wasn't:
Officer Joseph Pensado found the vehicle, and stopped it on West Shore Trail, Beebee said. Inside, he found a surprise — the driver, 36-year-old Catherine Giaquinto of Warwick, N.Y., was wearing only an unzipped jacket, Beebe said.
Since she had the jacket on, she wasn't completely naked.
32 posted on 01/21/2013 3:27:56 PM PST by Bob
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34 posted on 01/21/2013 4:03:07 PM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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