Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: Clint N. Suhks

I’m amazed that DC even has a conservative talk station. I guess there must be more of us there than we think.


44 posted on 01/22/2013 10:21:14 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 42 | View Replies ]


To: rightwingintelligentsia

the born salesman grandson does it again

hi grandma....how much money you got ?

I have plenty and that is none of your business

I want you to buy me a guinea pig, cage, and food

what does your daddy say since you also have 2 big dogs

( hollers over phone) daddy can I have a guinea pig ?

grandma says talk to your dad

ok bye

ring ring.... hi grandma...let me talk to papa

howdy bugger...what’s up

papa...I want a guinea pig

so...let me get this straight ...you want us to but the pet, get a cage and food with our money ?

yes....

let me talk to grandma

ok bye

ring ring....let me talk to papa

what’s up bugger

you decide yes ?

well...so the pet, cage and food ?

yes...yes yes

what about your dogs bugger?

no no no papa.....you buy my guinea pig, a cage and food and you keep it AT YOUR HOUSE

whoa....then who’s pet is it ?

MINE !

I’ll call you back

ok bye

ring ring....let me talk to papa

well bugger....we decided......YES

ALL RIGHT...woohoo.....ok bye

ring ring...let me talk to papa

are you leavin now to come get me

ok sure

ok bye

ring ring....let me talk to papa

what’s up bugger

are you left yet

we are outside your door

ok bye

we have a male guinea pig his name is Jack and he lives at papa’s house

ring ring....let me talk to papa

what’s up bugger

we need two so Jack is not lonely..

no ! bye


51 posted on 01/22/2013 10:35:45 AM PST by advertising guy (and as far as the Cookie Monster, was it really cookies ?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies ]

To: rightwingintelligentsia

In other important news, Lindsay Lohan turns down half a million to do DWTS.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/22/lindsay-lohan-dancing-with-the-stars/


52 posted on 01/22/2013 10:35:45 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks (“The amount of ammo you need is determined after the gunfight.”)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 44 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson