I wonder if he could see Russia.
Its a ridiculous claim.
If you’re more than a few hundred yards away, you’re unlikely to hear gunshots inside a building.
posted on 01/24/2013 7:01:59 AM PST
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
Dear Mr. Biden:
This is your ass:
This is a hole in the ground:
Please learn to distinguish the two.
posted on 01/24/2013 7:02:32 AM PST
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
Too bad crazy uncle Joe can’t be premanently locked in the attic. And this guy is a heartbeat away from the presidency for the next four years.
posted on 01/24/2013 7:07:02 AM PST
(Galileo: In science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of one individual)
Not only does he make gaffes, he also makes things up...IOW, he lies.
posted on 01/24/2013 7:09:34 AM PST
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
I’m sure he’ll recall in the near future that he was also on the tarmac with Hillary that time, ducking bullets and running for his life.
posted on 01/24/2013 7:10:05 AM PST
(You see, truth always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition. I pick truth. (John Ransom))
If he used “literally” (almost certainly incorrectly) in his claim, DRINK!
posted on 01/24/2013 7:11:12 AM PST
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
posted on 01/24/2013 7:19:01 AM PST
(Leave my guns alone and REGISTER THE DAMN LIBERALS!!)
Tell this phony blowhard to quit raping dead corpses for political points.
“Ohhh my wife was(n’t) killed by a drunk driver...”
I heard the gunshots at Ford’s Theater.
posted on 01/24/2013 7:34:50 AM PST
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
..."a troubled truck driver..."
I get so sick of these wimpy euphemisms.
I was "troubled" when I could not find my car keys.
My wife was troubled, while at the restaurant, to discover that she had left her credit card & wallet at home.
The truck driver/shooter was an evil, insane murderer!
"Troubled" my foot!
posted on 01/24/2013 7:43:21 AM PST
("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
To: Daveinyork; potlatch; PhilDragoo; bitt
If he was so close, he could have arrived before the first responders. Yet, strangely, he apparently headed for the next tee or the clubhouse.
‘Splain that one, Joe.
posted on 01/24/2013 7:46:37 AM PST
I find it amazing that politicians all seem to want to be within about 5 degrees of any major event.
Hillary was named for Sir Edmond Hillary four years before he climbed Everest.
Hillary spiraled down into an airport under fire when there was no fire.
Bill Clinton remembered church burnings in Arkansas when none burned.
John Kerry remembered cruising down the river in Cambodia when no troops were in Cambodia.
Joe Biden was within ear shots of a school shooting while playing golf at a golf course many miles away.
posted on 01/24/2013 7:58:40 AM PST
(Hunkered down & loading up)
i kind of get a feeling that Biden is becoming to act like GWB in a way
Actually, the “gunshot reports” he heard were the farts he was emitting, just before he crapped his Senatorial Depends, once again...
posted on 01/24/2013 8:31:45 AM PST
(turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
Is Biden the real-life person John Lovitz based his “Compulsive Liar” character on? Seriously - Biden is so far off the plantation (while it is apparently quite normal and acceptable for Democrats to lie - at least Clinton and Obama do it with “style” and make their lies sound plausible) that he cannot even tell a believable lie.
posted on 01/24/2013 9:05:15 AM PST
(Isn't the lesser evil... still evil?)
posted on 01/24/2013 9:15:14 AM PST
by New Perspective
(Proud father of a 9 yr old son with Down Syndrome and fighting to keep him off Obama's death panels.)
Stand up Chuck Biden sees little but the voices always talk to him.
posted on 01/24/2013 9:34:06 AM PST
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