You’re always crystal clear!
hmmmmm....let me guess:
1. The Ox cart delivering the falafels had a little extra sauce in it. Iranian syrup has a certain “kick” to it.
2. Al-Qaeda suicide bombers got their addresses mixed up.
3. Yoko Ono blames it on fracking.
4. Iron Man and Thor were in the neighborhood...what the heck, test out the new weapon systems....Thor has a wicked backhand.
5. Achmed the dead terrorist cut the wrong wire....again!!! Dang it!!! Silence....I KILL YOU!!!!
6. Reports of a middle aged man stroking a white cat have not been confirmed.